Target manufacturer ZMB Industries is selling a bra-clad “zombie ex-girlfriend tactical mannequin target” that bleeds when you shoot it…and was advertising the half-naked zombie target with the tagline, “Be warned, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but a man scorned is nothing to mess with!”

The company also assures buyers that the mannequin “can be shot more than 1000+ rounds of assorted calibers” and are filled with biodegradable “Zombie matter” to keep the “tree huggers off your back.”

The life-sized bleeding Zombie ex-girlfriend mannequin retails for $99, but a paper version is available for only $1.

Testimonials from actual customers:

• The dark haired one looks like my bitch ex-wife, who I HATE! I can’t wait to shoot her face off for taking my shit.

• This Zombie Bitch is awesome, reminds me of a girl I knew in High School.

• I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it.

I have a fairly sick sense of humor and even I think that people who order this should be put on a list of some sort.

I wore this to the Perth Comic-Con, Sunday March 10th. My face was made with Sculpt Gel (2-part silicone paste), acrylic nails, tooth enamel paints, the skin illustrator fx palette, and a few different kinds of fake blood. We were swamped by people taking photos all day. Now I know how it feels to be a celebrity.

Oh shit, guys. It’s happening. It’s happening… No, no, the Montana Television Network says hackers broke into the Emergency Alert System.

The alert claimed the bodies were “attacking the living” and warned people not to “approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous.”

Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living. Follow the messages on-screen that will be updated as information becomes available. Do not attempt to approach or apprehend these bodies as they are considered extremely dangerous. This warning applies to all areas receiving this broadcast.

Fortunately only four people fell for the hoax and actually called the police for help.

Somewhere in the great beyond, Orson Welles must be smiling at the continued ability of mass media to make people believe anything.

For about $25 you can buy your child the toy they have always wanted…Wolf Bill, Zombush, Monster from the Watergate Lagoon and Baracula.

For about $650.00 you can choose a boy or girl, zombie or Twilight baby, pink glowing eyes or the pupiless lavender eyes and/or a full head of platinum hair or a baldy.

If doom and gloom aren’t your ‘thing’ Bean also creates twisted clowns and aliens… I can’t think of a better Christmas gift for the ‘mommy to be’.

Zombies, Vampires, Clowns, Aliens OOO MYYYY!
I just love creating my twisted little babies!
From my heart to yours! I’m so blessed to be able to just create all day long! Reborn babies are my canvas and I bring them to life..one little moster baby or punk baby at a time.

[Cheers technabob]

Those of you who lie awake nights worrying about a massive assault by the undead can rest a bit easier…because starting next month the military and law enforcement will be getting ready for the ‘big day’.

Security firm HALO Corp. announced yesterday that about 1,000 military personnel, police officials, medical experts and federal workers will learn the ins and outs of a zombie apocalypse, as part of an annual counter-terrorism summit.

The five-day San Diego summit will have them grappling with different “terrorist scenarios” on a 44-acre training site—from Mideast bombers to zombies.

The anti-zombie training was inspired by last year’s Centers for Disease Control campaign urging American to be ready for anything, from natural disasters to pandemics (even the brain-eating kind), and a similar campaign in Canada.

And, they thought they could fool us!

A little bit kukri knife, a little bit machete and a little bit hatchet, the NAX is one single solid piece of body part slicing heavy duty monster forged, high carbon steel.

35% stronger than 1040 steel, the $219 NAX can be pre-ordered now!

[Cheers theawesomer]

It turns out that a skeleton being displayed at Bulgaria’s National Museum of History shows signs that folks feared the fanged blood suckers before Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

The 700-years old ‘vampire’ skeleton was discovered among church ruins impaled with an iron rod in its chest and its teeth pulled out.

Scholars believe the rod and tooth-pulling were techniques villagers used to prevent dead men from turning into vampires.

The idea of a vampirelike flesh—eating corpse-known as the Nachzehrer—didn’t appear in Europe until the 17th century.

However, the fact that one of the Sozopol skeleton’s teeth had been removed suggests that Bulgarians may have held similar ideas centuries earlier.

In graves thousands of years old, skeletons have been found staked, tied up, buried facedown, decapitated … all well-attested ways of preempting the [attacks] of wandering corpses.

[Cheers nationalgeographic]

If all goes as planned, entrepreneur Mark Siwak will create live-action terror theme park, aptly named ‘Z World’ on Motor City’s run-down and abandoned streets.

All in all it is not a bad idea, not quite Disneyland-esque, but it will quench our thirst for the living dead and make use of those dilapidated run down eye sores…essentially profiting from Detroit’s problems.

Years of population decline has left parts of the city of Detroit rundown and abandoned, but Siwak is hoping to breathe new life into the urban landscape. Soaring budget deficits and a declining population has forced businesses and the authorities to ‘think outside the box’.

And Siwak, who has raised $5,428 of the $140,000 needed through fundraising website IndieGoGo, said his theme park could be the perfect solution.

The project would follow in the footsteps of Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse, where thrill-seekers wield paint ball guns to play hide-and-seek with undead zombies in a formerly abandoned truck stop.

[Cheers huffingtonpost]

Video footage captured by surveillance cameras on the nearby Miami Herald building shows the 18-minute attack, which ended when police shot and killed a man identified as Rudy Eugene, 31, who was clearly in need of spending some time at one of the luxury detox centers in Florida.

The man in the video bellow, is strapped onto a gurney and restrained, yet he is singing, making faces and twitching. He said he was hallucinating about being in a mental hospital and being possessed by Jason Voorhees, the character from the “Friday the 13th” movies.

“It felt so evil. It felt like the darkest, evilest thing imaginable,” said Sharp, now 27, of Tennessee, who says he hasn’t used bath salts in months.

Sharp said he never felt the urge to “eat anybody’s flesh” while under the influence of bath salts, but noted, “You feel like you’re 10 feet tall and bulletproof, and you actually do not feel any pain.”

Why ‘bath salts’ are dangerous:

“This is a terrible drug because it takes a combination of methamphetamine, and the paranoia and the aggressiveness, and LSD, the hallucinations, and PCP, the extreme paranoia that you get, combines it into one, and has unpredictable effects on human behavior,” Paul Adams, an emergency room doctor in Miami, told CNN.

The drug remains legal in some states, although many others have taken steps to ban the substances.

Asked what he would say to other users, Sharp said, “The only thing I can say to them is that if you value your life, you’ll stop it and you won’t do it anymore, because it will destroy your life. It will destroy your family. It will destroy everything.”