I need a job and I am available now. Just like the X-Factor except for the naked women parading around and being ‘judged’ by two creepy looking male hosts, a Danish prime time TV show (Blachman)is under heat and been branded humiliating and sexist by viewers. The primetime show features a “series of silent women
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High on Meth and Shopping at Walmart – What could go Wrong?
I don’t know what is worse…exposing your 2 year old to a meth head, or exposing your 2 year old to a Walmart. She has the Napoleon Dynamite dance moves… At least she is a happy tweaker, and not the rip your face off and steal your wallet kind.
Old and Busted: Blow-up Girlfriend – New hotness: Knitted boyfriend
A pillow with personality…or perhaps a boyfriend without one? From the mind of Noortje de Keijzer, My Knitted Boyfriend is for those special girls, or boys, so desperate to cuddle, to caress, to hug, and to smile with. The project consists of two different oversized cushions, “Artur” and “Steve.” And to help you “personalize your
Bootylicious – Woman Sets Record with her 8-foot Wide Hips
39-year-old Mikel Ruffinelli has officially set the world record for her fantastical booty. Yup the 420-pound mother of four who measures a staggering eight-foot in circumference, at just five-foot-four, set the new world record for the largest hips. Ruffinelli’s 100-inch wide hips makes everyday tasks difficult. According to the World Record Academy, the plus-size model
Wrangler Launches First Pair of Moisturising Jeans – A Ladies Jeans should always be Moist
Don’t you just hate it when your in a rush to go out and you forget to moisturize your legs? Well I do…and thanks to Wrangler, my legs are going to be protected from the dehydrating effects of denim. But wait there is more…aside from moisturizing your legs, they are also going to prevent cellulite
Woman Charged with Inserting Human Bones up her ‘you know what’
WARNING! Things are about to get really bizarre, sick, gross, just utterly disturbing…Just when you think you have heard it all, a Swedish woman, originally charged with murder has now been re-charged with “brott mot griftesfriden” (disturbing the peace of the dead) for using the bones as sex toys. (HUH?) A woman in western Sweden
Alcohol Poured down Playmates Cleavage then Bottled for Sale
A German spirits company is willing to bet that their concept of pouring ‘hard’ liquor down a playmates cleavage then bottling the result will be a big hit with the guys (and women) I know for a fact that nothing quite brings out the taste and body flavor of codka, rum or whiskey than after
Camelflage – Yup you guessed it
I couldn’t help but laugh when I first saw these. Available in both thongs and briefs, Camelflage panties are specially designed to disguise cameltoe…with the ultimate goal to “Smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!” “Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check
The Best Engine in the World
A piggy back management chip and a free flow exhaust and it will be perfect.
Men vs. Women
Yes it’s true….A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. [Cheers 9gag]
