Tag Archives: tomato

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Kevin the Drunk Tortoise

Kevin, the baby sulcata tortoise, is either really, really drunk or just has terrible depth perception. I cheered when he finally got the tomato.

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The Sexiest Tomato Ever

I’ve heard an onion booty will bring a tear to your eye… but a tomato booty will lower your risk of prostate cancer. [Cheers i-am-bored.com]