Tag Archives: tan

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White People Problems

Croc tan lines. [Cheers tosh.O]

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Mom Arrested for bringing 5-year-old into Tanning Booth

“I tan, she doesn’t tan”… These are the words from 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil, who looks as if she may have spent a little too much time in one of those tanning beds. The New Jersey woman was arrested after police said she brought her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to suffer

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Beyond Pale – The World’s Most Atrocious Tans

It looks as if the pale look is out and the Jersey Shore effect is in. Website PaleIsTheNewTan.com has dedicated its pages to lampooning the culture of sun worshippers and sun block abusers across the globe. And the results of their efforts may frighten you…YES Summer is just around the corner. Two words……SKIN CANCER! Cancer