The first reason, we all thank her for…I am not too keen on seeing those extra rolls of fat jiggle all over. The second, she is in an ocean near Qingdao China… no bare skin should be exposed to those waters. Thirdly, she is trying to prevent skin exposure to the sun…then why the hell are you even at the beach!

Swimsuit Auntie became famous on the Chinese internet after these photos began spreading on Chinese microblogs last month, who aptly named her “Swimsuit Frogman”.

You better hope there are no sharks around, cause you look like an extra juicy, plump seal.

[Cheers chinasmack.com]

Who the hell is this bikini model and how do I get her phone number. Damn!

Continuum Fashion and Shapeways have broken new ground by designing the first consumer ready 3D printed swimsuit. The N12 Bikini represents a significant departure from 3D printed fashion to date and proves that the teeny weenie ity bity bikini can still be revolutionary 65 years after its creation.

Who would have guessed that the first wearable 3D printed item would be a bikini – DUH!

[Cheers dezeen.com]

iKini comes in the shape of a $200 (£120) swimsuit made of solar panels that can charge everything from an MP3 to a camera, to things that go ‘bump’ in the night. And if you’re worried about getting your iKini wet, don’t be–as long as you make sure the suit is dry before plugging in your device. “You wouldn’t even feel the charge,” says Schneider.

The swimsuit is powered by photo-voltaic panels sewn together with conductive thread and takes about 80 hours to create.

So what about us guys… Andrew Schneider, is even hoping to create a pair of trunks that can cool beer… AMEN!

[Cheers dailymail.co.uk]