Tag Archives: singles

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It’s Fundawear! Long Distance Sexy Time you control with your Phone

I had a feeling something like this was going to come around sooner or later. Undergarments – briefs, panties, bras, etc. – packed with vibrating touch technology that you control with a smartphone. Durex has just announced its latest innovation…Fundawear. Fundawear represents the condom company’s first foray into the land of connected devices, and the

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Dating Website Erects Hilarious Billboard

Only on Sunset Boulevard would they go and sully the dignity of the term “cougar.” CougarLife.com for “MOTHER F***ERS“…Can you believe that there is actually a site for classy MILF-chasers and granny-philes.

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The Perfect Valentine’s Gift

Remember how upset she was when you got her red yellow instead of pink? Imagine how upset she’ll be when you bury her instead of cremating her. [Cheers theclearlydope]

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Glovers – Really?

Stay warm, cozy and possibly beaten up or laughed at together with the Radius Glovers. Quite possibly the best Valentine’s Day gift ever…no not really. Only $32.00…One size fits all. [Cheers design-milk]

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Fully Functioning Bizarre Niche Dating

How many of us have out there have some kind of weird fetish? For me it has always been what it would be like to date a clown. I know my neighbor who’s still stuck in the 80’s and always wears a XXXL Whitesnake shirt, has a thing for guys with mullets. eHarmony and Plenty

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America’s Next Top Stalker

I feel sorry for Briona. The love this guy has for you that is sweeter than the sweetest piece of candy dipped into a bowl of caramel and covered in chocolate and baked inside of a key lime pie and buried at the top of Sugar Mountain, which doesn’t exist because nothing is sweeter than

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What Girls need to Realize – Written by Guys

Yeah, there’s too much text but…worth reading… sort of. This is the type of boy a nice girl would make a sandwich for. [Cheers 9gag.com]