Helablog » Ron de Jeremy http://helablog.com You'll learn a lot then forget about it in the Morning Sat, 18 May 2013 18:13:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Ron de Jeremy, the truly Adult Porn Rum http://helablog.com/2011/01/ron-de-jeremy-the-truly-adult-porn-rum/ http://helablog.com/2011/01/ron-de-jeremy-the-truly-adult-porn-rum/#comments Sat, 22 Jan 2011 03:12:15 +0000 Aron http://helablog.com/?p=10143 I have been known to partake in the viewing of a porno once or twice in my lifetime, and as much as I hate to admit it, I have heard (seen) the Godfather of porn Ron Jeremy in action. However, nothing has prepared me for what he is “up” to now.

Ron de Jeremy Rum is claimed to be exceptionally well-balance 7-year old premium rum from Panama, with hints of vanilla, sugarcane, fruit, and spices…what the hell does a porn star know about Rum? Perhaps it’s their catch phrase, “the finish is elegant and long”.

Handcrafted by the legendary Master Distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez, only the best of barrels is said to be approved for el Jeremy.

I wonder why the picture of Ron on the bottle looks so depressed.

Really?

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