Lucky can’t even begin to describe it. But I would have left my underwear on the side of the road.

Reports say that the semi may have been driven by a T-9000 Terminator

That must be some real good shit. 18-year old, wide eyed, baked out of his tree Art Taylor is flying high in this mug shot of him moments after ingesting a whole bag of cocaine.

Taylor was driving his car in Massachusetts when police witnessed him making the minor traffic offence.

They pulled him over – and became suspicious when Taylor refused to give them his license or registration.

“He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was a small baggie with a white powder in it…He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth,” police spokesman Ron Brandolini told the outlet.

Though cops reportedly tried to stop the teen from swallowing the bag, they were too late.

Fortunately for Taylor, no drugs charges were brought against him – as there was no evidence. He was however, charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal.

Well, a small bag of coke a day, keeps the doctor away, right? At least he didn’t scarf down a kilo.