Tag Archives: prison

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Titanium Escape Ring with built in Handcuff Saw

Here is the perfect gift for that professional criminal friend you’ve always had a hard time finding a gift for…A titanium escape ring with a concealed handcuff shim/saw. The shim can be used to open single-locked handcuffs, while the saw can cut zip-ties, disposable handcuffs, duct tape, rope, and other non-metallic materials. What no GPS

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Ordering Bailey’s Irish Cream and ‘Looking Gay’, No longer Illegal in Cameroon

After spending more than a year in jail and all the good stuff that goes with being in prison (abuse from guards and other prisoners), a Cameroon court has overturned the conviction of two men who were sentenced to five years in prison for “looking gay” and ordering Bailey’s Irish Cream. Unfortunately, sending another man

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Life under SOPA

We are going to need bigger jails… American government, taking away your rights since 1776.

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Happiest Mugshot Ever

24-year-old Michelle Watson is beaming with glee despite having just been charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, and driving under the influence. Police detained Watson Thursday evening after witnesses reported that she drove her white Honda Civic on the sidewalk and ran over the curb numerous times. A quick re-cap of

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The Transformation from Petty Thief to Convict

The image on the left is from a 2003 arrest, while the image on the right, shows 36-year-old Michael Campbell on Sunday after catching the convicted sex offender within 500 feet of a playground or public pool, according to The Smoking Gun. He looks pretty bad-ass…until you get to the bow-tie and the cold, wet

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666 – Scariest Mugshot Ever

It’s not so terrifying that this guy has horns coming out of his head or even that he has ‘666’ tattooed across his forehead… This is the frightening mugshot of a blood-drinking Satan worshipper charged with the kidnap and murder of three Hells Angels. Caius Veiovis’ chilling face also includes spiked nose piercings and angry

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Death Row Dinners – What Meal would you pick for your last Day on Earth

Every prisoner waiting to be executed is granted one last meal. Each meal is chosen for a different reason, none of which I really care about, but just like curiosity killed the cat, finding out what somebody picked as their very last meal on their very last day on earth is remotely interesting. The Last

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Wrong T-shirt to Wear to Prison – That’s Probably going to change

Wrong T-shirt to wear at your mugshot… I have a feeling that’s going to change. Used to believe in freedom of speech, but now I think we should jail people based on what shirts they wear.

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Tanning Beds coming to Notorious Russian Prison – What’s Next

With its natural progression towards a more humane way of dealing rapists and murderers by adding tanning beds, you can fully expect a spa and message parlor to be added to the notorious Butyrskaya prison in the near future. According to the Associated Press, The ITAR-Tass news agency on Sunday cited federal prisons service Viktor