Tag Archives: pizza

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Little Caesars Pizza Hires Robot to do my Job – Robot Takeover Begins

WHY? Little Caesars Pizza in Tacoma, Washington, has employed a robot in a baseball cap and tennis shoes to spin their advertising sign, a job normally held by some of my best friends. I’m going to disguise myself as a robot and then I’m going to start filling out applications all over the place. [Cheers

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ‘First Taste of Pizza’ Glass Bong

Just like when Michelangelo’s head exploded when he tried his first slice of pizza, so to will your head when you fire up a load in this TMNT pizza bong. From the mind of glass artist Brendan Taylor…This hand-blown piece of art even allows you to remove the pizza slice those days when you just

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New Dissolvable Oral Strip Provides Instant Pain Relief – Now you can Shove a Burning Hot Pizza into your Mouth

Instant pain relief from burns…we have had this for years, its called cocaine! If drugs aren’t your thing, but drinking super hot coffee or eating a burning slice of pizza right out of the oven because you just can’t wait 65 seconds are, then you will be happy to know that the wonderful world of

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Plate Roulette Decides who Pays for Pizza

We now have the ultimate judge in determining who is going to pay for that grease wheel tonight….or who is going to wash the dishes, or who is going to buy the beer. The Plate Roulette is a porcelain plate designed to look like a side-cut barrel of a revolver with one cylinder “loaded” to

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Get a Free Pizza with that Vasectomy

How about a free pizza with that vasectomy… HUH!? I can’t think of a better way of drumming up business for an invasive surgical procedure for male sterilization than giving away a free ooey gooey grease wheel. The Urology Associates of Cape Codis offering a free pizza with every vasectomy and encouraging guys to recover

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Delicious Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair with Butter Pillow

Remember that delicious looking Slice of Pizza sleeping bag? How about a Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair with Butter Pillow($250.00)? From Brook Aboud – who brought us the Slice of Pizza sleeping bag – comes another delicious looking and comfortable creation. Each chair comes with a satin butter pillow and is sewn and dyed by

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Yup it’s Pizza in a Jar

Almost anything that comes out of a jar taste good right? So why not make a pizza in a jar? It’s not as though pizza is difficult to come by if you want a slice, but this Pizza in a jar trick from the blog 1 Fine Cookie takes the idea of “portable food in

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This is how you Eat Food

Pretty much nailed it… Now I know why there is never any M&M’s in my trail mix. [Cheers pleated-jeans]

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All I want for Christmas – Pizza Sleeping Bag

Along with this slice of pizza sleeping bag comes 5 vegetable pillows, 2 mushrooms, 1 broccoli and 2 olives…wait a second, this is a vegetarian pizza sleeping bag, never mind. $299.00 at Etsy.

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Pizza in a Tree

That little bastard stole my last piece of pizza!