Tag Archives: obese

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Release me Human, I must Feed

HUH? How the hell does one let their cat get this FAT? When a cat is 2 pounds overweight I can see through it, they’re being well taken care of… But this is sickening. Thanks to Redditor Peeatwork, we find out just how one cat can get so morbidly obese… My cat was 32 pounds

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Supersize Me – New Weight Loss Device makes Calories Disapear

Overweight? Scared of being overweight? Just have no problem eating and eating and eating? Well, if you just can’t help but wolf down that last piece of cherry cheesecake and diets and exercise aren’t your thing… Segway inventor Dean Kamen and a group of doctors have invented a device that will allow you to eat

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Jobie the Cat is not Fat, he’s just Big Boned

Quite the looker, Jobie the Sphynx cat may be bald and beautiful, but according to his owner Mrs Creep Show, ‘he is not fat’! 1. For his age and body stature, Jobie’s vet deems him ok. 2. He has a lot of loose, wrinkly skin making him appear heavier than he really is. 3. He

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Dead Obese Woman was so Fat, she set the building on Fire during Cremation

You just can’t make this stuff up…A dead obese woman had so much body fat that she set the building on fire during her cremation. Austrian crematorium officials have blamed a deceased woman’s obesity for causing a blaze which had to be tackled by firefighters. Firemen in the southern city of Graz were covered in

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What’s Wrong with You?

Momma fit into her skinny shorts! Weez a’ goin’ to MacDonald’s to celebrate! Da Fuq? [Cheers i-am-bored]

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Stair Lift for Obese Dogs – Really?

The first thing that comes to mind is… “why is my dog so damn fat that he needs a mechanical stair lift to get up the stairs”… the second thing, at least I don’t have to carry that fat ass up and down any more. Apparently dog obesity is on the rise, with predictions that

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Pepsi claims Mountain Dew turns Mice into Jelly-like Substance

This story makes me feel so much better about drinking a product that can dissolve an entire mouse into jelly in just a few short weeks, months or whatever. A man who says he found a mouse in a can of Mountain Dew is wrong, Pepsi Co. Inc. says, arguing the soda is so corrosive

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The Next Stage of Bullies in America

Damn…That’s sad. People seriously have to stop letting their children get fat. It’s becoming far too socially accepted Comic by Nitrozac and Snaggy from The Joy of Tech. [Cheers reddit.com]

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This is why I hate taking the Subway

I am guessing this train just left a Wal-Mart…It definitely didn’t stop by a gym. Thank goodness it wasn’t raining. [Cheers i-am-bored]

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Clash of the Titans – Battle for World’s Heaviest Woman Record

Let’s just start off by saying that the last woman to hold the “world’s heaviest woman” title, 1,200 pound Rosalie Bradford died in 2006…and on that note. 728-pound Susanne Eman is attempting to become the heaviest woman ever, but her nearest competitor, Donna Simpson, who holds the record of “World’s Fattest Mom,” is having a