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		<title>Kinda Creepy Miss Korea 2013 Plastic Surgery Infused Contestants</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you spot the difference? I can’t either. The photo of the 20 Miss Korea 2013 contestants, which was originally posted on a Japanese blog, was almost unanimously bashed by Reddit users for what they say represents a growing trend in plastic surgery that makes the women look remarkably similar to one another. TIL: Those]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/korea_plastic_surgery.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-31847" alt="korea_plastic_surgery" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/korea_plastic_surgery.jpg" width="620" height="654" /></a>Can you spot the difference? I can’t either.</p>
<p>The photo of the 20 Miss Korea 2013 contestants, which was originally posted on a <a href="http://blog.livedoor.jp/kaikaihanno/archives/27092143.html" target="_blank">Japanese blog</a>, was almost unanimously bashed by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1d0784/koreas_plastic_surgery_mayhem_is_finally/" target="_blank">Reddit</a> users for what they say represents a growing trend in plastic surgery that makes the women look remarkably similar to one another.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>TIL:</strong> Those are called the Korean plastic face look. In certain areas of Seoul, you would think all the women are sisters because they look so similar due to same surgeries. Koreans can’t tell them apart ether. They’re jokingly referred to as &#8220;Samsung Robots&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Apparently they all get the exact same plastic surgeries and the surgeons follow the same formulas for noses and eyes and everything else they’ve had done (fillers, cheek and forehead implants, eye surgery, nose surgery, jaw reduction, breast job, calf muscle job, fat grafting etc).</p>
<p><strong>NO</strong> that’s not one girl in 20 different dresses!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" alt="" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18lqc5qg646zfgif/original.gif" width="300" height="400" /></p>
<p>The Twilight Zone-sh quality of the result, along with a group photo showing several beauty pageant hopefuls &#8220;pre-transformation&#8221; has sparked significant dialog concerning South Korea&#8217;s &#8220;plastic surgery problem&#8230;The picture bellow shows what the contestants looked like before the surgery</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/korea_plastic_surgery_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-31851" alt="korea_plastic_surgery_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/korea_plastic_surgery_2.jpg" width="620" height="414" /></a></p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://gawker.com/plastic-surgery-blamed-for-making-all-miss-korea-contes-480907455" target="_blank">gawker</a>]</p>

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		<title>Woman Busted with Cocaine Breast Implants &#8211; Really?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What some people will do to get a little bit of cocaine over the border has taken a new low. Spanish police arrested a woman on Wednesday who landed in Barcelona from Bogota, Colombia with cocaine stuffed inside her breast implants. So how exactly does border police check for cocaine stuffed tits? Well police discovered]]></description>
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<p>What some people will do to get a little bit of cocaine over the border has taken a new low. Spanish police arrested a woman on Wednesday who landed in Barcelona from Bogota, Colombia with cocaine stuffed inside her breast implants.</p>
<p>So how exactly does border police check for cocaine stuffed tits? Well police discovered fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on the woman&#8217;s chest.</p>
<p>So she was taken to a nearby hospital to check her claim that she had recently undergone breast implant surgery&#8230;what, you can&#8217;t go to Columbia for breast implants anymore?</p>
<p>Next week&#8230;Man gets bust for having cocaine stuffed inside his balls.</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/12/us-spain-cocaine-breasts-idUSBRE8BB16L20121212" target="_blank">reuters</a>]</p>

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		<title>Back of the Hand Skull Implants &#8211; Really?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Say hello to Jason Traeger and his very own custom made skull implants&#8230;you gotta love the way the stitching kinda looks like strands of hair on the top the of the skull. Dammit people&#8230;your starting to creep me out. [Cheers geekologie] You may also enjoy these Helablog postsMan Disfigures himself for the love of Pokémon]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hand-skull-implants_opt.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27965" title="hand-skull-implants_opt" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hand-skull-implants_opt.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="379" /></a>Say hello to Jason Traeger and his very own custom made skull implants&#8230;you gotta love the way the stitching kinda looks like strands of hair on the top the of the skull.</p>
<p>Dammit people&#8230;your starting to creep me out.</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/yeah-you-did-subdermal-skull-implants-in.php" target="_blank">geekologie</a>]</p>

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		<title>Swelling with Pride – Mother and 4 Daughters go Under the Knife 13 Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was about to say&#8230;’Only in America’, until I realized this bizarre story comes to us from our British friends. Yes in another case of The Sun finding good people I&#8217;m glad I don&#8217;t know &#8211; Meet the Marshal girls – the family who’ve had more boob jobs than anyone in the world. Yes loving]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/under_knife_13_times_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27798" title="under_knife_13_times_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/under_knife_13_times_1.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="415" /></a>I was about to say&#8230;’Only in America’, until I realized this bizarre story comes to us from our British friends.</p>
<p>Yes in another case of <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4407048/Mother-Chantal-Marshall-and-her-4-girls-have-13-boob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html" target="_blank">The Sun</a> finding good people I&#8217;m glad I don&#8217;t know &#8211; Meet the Marshal girls – the family who’ve had more boob jobs than anyone in the world.</p>
<p>Yes loving mom Chantal, a professional psychic, and four of her daughters have gone under the knife, in a vain attempt to swell with pride, a total of 13 times&#8230;but wait, it gets better, they now want their youngest sister Britney, 14 to join the club (by join the club, I mean get a boob job).</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/uner_knife_13_times_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27797" title="uner_knife_13_times_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/uner_knife_13_times_2.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="431" /></a>Chantal, 53, is a size 32GG after four boob jobs. Emma, 30, is also 32GG after three ops, Ripley, 21, is 32DD after one, Terri, 27, is 34HH after three and Tara, 26, has had two ops to become 34F.</p>
<p>In total, the busty five-some had nearly 12.5 cups (three litres) of silicone put in their breasts in 13 ops.</p>
<blockquote><p>According to mom “I really love the fake look of my girls, I love the idea of us all looking similar and glamorous”</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Remember, boob jobs do not fix ugly.</strong></p>

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		<title>Guy gets Breast Implants in his Leg</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 18:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, you just can’t make this stuff up&#8230;why get silicone implants in your chest, when you can get them in your leg. Lane Jensen, a devotee of body art, already had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin. But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough &#8211; so]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27242" title="tattoo_breast_leg_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_1.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="362" /></a>Once again, you just can’t make this stuff up&#8230;why get silicone implants in your chest, when you can get them in your leg.</p>
<p>Lane Jensen, a devotee of body art, already had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin.</p>
<p>But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough &#8211; so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places.</p>
<p>Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27241" title="tattoo_breast_leg_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_2.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="367" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27240" title="tattoo_breast_leg_3" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_3.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="309" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_4.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27239" title="tattoo_breast_leg_4" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo_breast_leg_4.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="374" /></a>[<span style="color: #ff2412;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://thechive.com/2012/06/07/dude-gets-breast-implants-in-his-leg-4-photos/" target="_blank">thechive</a>]</p>

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		<title>Jessica Rabbit Wannabe – World’s Biggest Lips after 100 Silicon Injections</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember Herbert Chavez who had 13 years of cosmetic surgery to look like Superman? This is Kristina Rei who hated her &#8220;thin&#8221; lips so much she spent $6,000 (£4,000) on silicone jabs — and still wants more. The Russian nail technician desperate to look like Jessica Rabbit has won the dubious honour of being in]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kristina_biggest_lips_injections_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-21633" title="kristina_biggest_lips_injections_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kristina_biggest_lips_injections_1.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="365" /></a>Remember Herbert Chavez who had 13 years of cosmetic surgery to look like Superman?</p>
<p>This is Kristina Rei who hated her &#8220;thin&#8221; lips so much she spent $6,000 (£4,000) on silicone jabs — and still wants more.</p>
<p>The Russian nail technician desperate to look like Jessica Rabbit has won the dubious honour of being in possession of the world&#8217;s biggest lips after having 100 silicone injections.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I loved Jessica Rabbit&#8217;s huge lips. She was my idea of the perfect woman. I want to go more extreme. I want to look like a cartoon character. I am addicted to it. I love it.”</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kristina_biggest_lips_injections_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-21632" title="kristina_biggest_lips_injections_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kristina_biggest_lips_injections_2.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="344" /></a>Kristina, who confessed she is addicted to the boosters, now wants an even bigger pout plus elf ears a nose and a boob job. At the age of 17, Kristina went to a local beauty parlour for her first lip injection.</p>
<blockquote><p>“In Russia, you see adverts for silicone and Botox on TV all the time.”</p></blockquote>
<p>At school Kristina was bullied because of her looks. She said: &#8220;My classmates called me ugly. They didn&#8217;t tease me because of my lips specifically &#8211; but I believed big, full lips would make me beautiful.&#8221;</p>
<p>She said: &#8220;I know some people think I look ridiculous but I don&#8217;t care.  &#8220;Sometimes I like the attention I get when people try to film me on their mobile phones.”</p>
<p>From gorgeous to gross in 100 injections&#8230;Sad.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kristina_biggest_lips_injections_3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-21631" title="kristina_biggest_lips_injections_3" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kristina_biggest_lips_injections_3.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="367" /></a></p>
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		<title>Ghetto Booty – Using Cement, Super Glue and Fix-A-Flat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe I didn’t think of this idea before. This transgender &#8216;medic&#8217; stands accused of injecting a mixture of cement, oil, tire inflator (Fix-A-Flat) and super-glue into a woman&#8217;s buttocks&#8230; and by the looks of things &#8211; she looks like she may have had a little work done herself. The botched butt implant sent]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ghetto_booty_using_glue_cement_oneal_morris_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-21530" title="ghetto_booty_using_glue_cement_oneal_morris_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ghetto_booty_using_glue_cement_oneal_morris_1.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="497" /></a>I can’t believe I didn’t think of this idea before. This transgender &#8216;medic&#8217; stands accused of injecting a mixture of cement, oil, tire inflator (Fix-A-Flat) and super-glue into a woman&#8217;s buttocks&#8230; and by the looks of things &#8211; she looks like she may have had a little work done herself.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ghetto_booty_using_glue_cement_oneal_morris_2.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-21529" title="ghetto_booty_using_glue_cement_oneal_morris_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ghetto_booty_using_glue_cement_oneal_morris_2.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="233" /></a>The botched butt implant sent the unidentified woman to the hospital, and landed Oneal Ron Morris, who is legally identified as a man, in cuffs.</p>
<p>She/he had reportedly been charged almost $714.00 (£450) to enhance her rear, which took place in her own home. Soon afterwards the patient began experiencing pneumonia-like symptoms, and large welts appeared on her behind.</p>
<p>Police say Morris, from Florida, US, gave the woman a series of injections to give her a”ghetto booty&#8221; &#8211; a term used to describe larger, more shapely bottoms.</p>
<p>Cops think Morris was part of an underground network of &#8220;butt doctors&#8221; who have been offering home buttock augmentations at &#8220;pumping parties&#8221; for years across the state.</p>
<p>Morris, who can be seen with an enhanced rear in custody photos, was arrested on charges of practising medicine without a licence and causing bodily harm.</p>
<p><strong>This world seems to get stranger and stranger every day.</strong></p>
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		<title>666 – Scariest Mugshot Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s not so terrifying that this guy has horns coming out of his head or even that he has ‘666’ tattooed across his forehead&#8230; This is the frightening mugshot of a blood-drinking Satan worshipper charged with the kidnap and murder of three Hells Angels. Caius Veiovis&#8217; chilling face also includes spiked nose piercings and angry]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scary_mugshot_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-19009" title="scary_mugshot_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scary_mugshot_1.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="404" /></a>It’s not so terrifying that this guy has horns coming out of his head or even that he has ‘666’ tattooed across his forehead&#8230; This is the frightening mugshot of a blood-drinking Satan worshipper charged with the kidnap and murder of three Hells Angels.</p>
<p>Caius Veiovis&#8217; chilling face also includes spiked nose piercings and angry tattoos across his body.</p>
<p>The heavily-pierced Satanist changed his name from Roy Gutfinski to Caius Veiovis with Veiovis a god of the underworld and Caius a character in the Twilight saga.</p>
<p>Police dragged the 31-year old in to face murder and kidnapping charges in connection with the deaths of three men in Massachusetts.<br />
A police report says one of three men found dead over the weekend was killed so he couldn&#8217;t testify at the robbery, assault and kidnapping trial of a Hells Angel&#8217;s member.</p>
<p>What a plank&#8230;Isn’t the real number of the beast 661?</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scary_mugshot_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-19008" title="scary_mugshot_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scary_mugshot_2.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="550" /></a>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036521/Caius-Veiovis-mugshot--scariest-Berkshire-triple-murder-suspect-arrested.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">dailymail</a></span>]</p>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 17:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am all for being unique or doing things to stand out in a crowd, but these guys are just slightly over the top. This Oklahoma man was arrested after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Jesse Thornhill, 28, was booked]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/horn_man_dougnut_boy_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-18966" title="horn_man_dougnut_boy_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/horn_man_dougnut_boy_1.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="421" /></a>I am all for being unique or doing things to stand out in a crowd, but these guys are just slightly over the top.</p>
<p>This Oklahoma man was arrested after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Jesse Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where his booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/horn_man_dougnut_boy_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-18965" title="horn_man_dougnut_boy_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/horn_man_dougnut_boy_2.jpg" alt="" width="465" height="509" /></a>This 39-year-old Colorado man was busted yesterday for failing to appear in court on a pair of vehicular charges. The 6’ 4”, 150-pound Miller, a tattoo enthusiast, is being held in the Pueblo County jail in lieu of $1000 bond.</p>
<p>[<strong>Your “crime ring” jokes go here.</strong>]</p>
<p>Seriously challenged in the job market&#8230;would you buy a used car from either of these guys?</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">thesmokinggun.com</a></span>]</p>

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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 17:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s nothing sexier than a woman with horns protruding from her head.  In what can only be described as a ‘horny fetish’, a &#8216;vampire mother&#8217; has had titanium &#8216;horns&#8217; implanted, to complement the tattoos that cover almost 100 per cent of her body. But wait, she’s not done yet – Maria Jose Cristerna, the mother]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vampire_horn_lady_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13283" title="vampire_horn_lady_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vampire_horn_lady_1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="330" /></a>There’s nothing sexier than a woman with horns protruding from her head.  In what can only be described as a ‘horny fetish’, a &#8216;vampire mother&#8217; has had titanium &#8216;horns&#8217; implanted, to complement the tattoos that cover almost 100 per cent of her body.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vampire_horn_lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13282" title="vampire_horn_lady" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vampire_horn_lady.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="573" /></a>But wait, she’s not done yet – Maria Jose Cristerna, the mother of four, who already has oversized earrings in her ears, dental implanted fangs for teeth, and surgically colored eyes, plans to have more titanium horns implanted in the back of her head.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying — leaving my work on other people’s skin.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Cristerna‘s striking appearance may generate gasps, but the 35-year-old tattoo artist reportedly says a horrific history of domestic violence triggered her decision to re-invent herself as a “vampire.”</p>
<p>She&#8217;s so unique and misunderstood!</p>
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