Tag Archives: humor

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Man runs out of gas on Interstate, so he sets up his drum kit

I know what your thinking…’that’s umpossible’. Seriously though, what better way to kill some time when you run out of gas than to set up your drum kit and start jamming? According to the Baltimore Sun, Maryland state troopers eventually spotted the drummer and pulled over to investigate. He told the troopers he’d decided to

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Neato – A Bat-Stache

Not much to say other than…behold the Bat-Stache. Thanks to Redditor chrismusaf and a photo he posted of his friend’s facial hair shaven in the shape of the Batman logo. He’s like the star-burns of facial hair.

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Baby Ming the Merciless

Who knew just how much anger adding eyebrows and a mustache to a baby would create. Redditor, FindersCreepers knows just how funny getting drunk and drawing on your baby can be. No, it is NOT sharpie. It is eyeliner and it came right off in his bath that evening. Ridiculous that people are claiming it’s

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New Sexy Time Kama Sutra Animal Positions

My girl is still trying to get me into the dragonfly style…but I think I think she is gonna get earth wormed something fierce tonight. [Cheers collegehumor via imgur]

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Nope, it’s not a Muppet, it’s a Potoo

I’m thinking this common Potoo, or as I like to call it, ‘ Nyctibius griseus‘ has been a source of inspiration for the late and great Jim Henson. Believe it or not, this little noctnurnal bird of Central and South America is a master of camouflage…ya, not with those crazy eyes. Okay, no, that’s adorable…please

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I Need a Coffee – Baby Duck can’t Stay Awake in Classroom

  Somebody get Dexter the baby duck a strong coffee…Uhm, why is there a duck in the classroom?

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40 Bald Eagles Party in a Safeway Parking Lot

You would think someone living in Alaska would know better than to leave a big bag of Stinking, rotten fish fillets in the back of their pickup? Apparently not. A pickup truck owner, in Unalaska, Alaska, parked his vehicle in the Safeway parking lot and went in for some goat milk and milk duds…when will

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Fashionable and Convenient Ziploc Bag Jacket Full of Goodies

I can’t think of a better way to kill two birds with one stone. Using the wonder that is Ziploc technology, this girl created a nice warm and cozy jacket filled to brim with snacks and sandwiches. The only thing missing is the baggy full of Vodka…oops I was just reaching for your Cheetos. [Cheers

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Interview with Neighbor who Rescued Three Cleveland Women is Internet Gold

This gentleman is the true definition of a hero. I’m going to go buy him some McDonald’s and a beer. If you think the interview is funny, be sure to listen to the actual 911 call…its freakin’ hilarious! CLEVELAND – After going missing more than 10 years ago, Amanda Berry shouted to a man from

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Mr Balls – The Terribly Wonderful Brazilian Testicle Mascot

No, we are not in Japan and before you go thinking…WTF is wrong with these people, this cute little hairy ball sack is a mascot used to raise awareness about testicular cancer (Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer, in Brazil.) As you can see, ‘Mr Balls’ is quite popular with the children (CREEPY!) According