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		<title>My Hamburger Revenge Nightmare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 18:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m going to have nightmares about all the burgers I&#8217;ve eaten now&#8230; Thanks, I wasn&#8217;t planning on sleeping tonight anyway. [Cheers imgur] You may also enjoy these Helablog postsSkittles Burger Secret Family RecipeStep 1: Get skittles Step 2: Smash em together Step 3: Eat it or whatever [Cheers buzzfeed]Procedure to Ward off a Frightening Monster]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hamburger_nightmare_face_swap.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-26440" title="hamburger_nightmare_face_swap" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hamburger_nightmare_face_swap.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="433" /></a>I’m going to have nightmares about all the burgers I&#8217;ve eaten now&#8230; Thanks, I wasn&#8217;t planning on sleeping tonight anyway.</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff2412;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://imgur.com/oZ92H" target="_blank">imgur</a>]</p>

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Step 2: Smash em together
Step 3: Eat it or whatever




[Cheers buzzfeed]</small></li><li ><a href="http://helablog.com/2011/10/procedure-to-ward-off-a-frightening-monster/" class="wp_rp_thumbnail"><img src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shirt_grab_scared_1-150x150.jpg" alt="Procedure to Ward off a Frightening Monster " /></a><a href="http://helablog.com/2011/10/procedure-to-ward-off-a-frightening-monster/" class="wp_rp_title">Procedure to Ward off a Frightening Monster </a><br /><small>The hilarious photostream on Flickr by Nightmares Fear Factory, became so popular that it broke the site...now that’s scary.

Aside from the terrified look on everyone’s face,...</small></li><li ><a href="http://helablog.com/2012/05/happy-kitchen-mini-hamburger-the-future-of-fast-food/" class="wp_rp_thumbnail"><img src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/happy_kitchen_mini_hamburger-150x150.jpg" alt="Happy Kitchen Mini Hamburger – The Future of Fast Food" /></a><a href="http://helablog.com/2012/05/happy-kitchen-mini-hamburger-the-future-of-fast-food/" class="wp_rp_title">Happy Kitchen Mini Hamburger – The Future of Fast Food</a><br /><small>It truly is amazing what you can do with a little bit of scientifically modified powder and water straight out of the tap.

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		<title>Happy Kitchen Mini Hamburger – The Future of Fast Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 16:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It truly is amazing what you can do with a little bit of scientifically modified powder and water straight out of the tap. From our good friends in Japan, the ‘Happy Kitchen Mini Hamburger”&#8230;No artificial colours or preservatives. This kit contains pork and chicken ingredients. Apparently it tastes like real hamburger, bread, cheese, ketchup, french]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/happy_kitchen_mini_hamburger.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-26324" title="happy_kitchen_mini_hamburger" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/happy_kitchen_mini_hamburger.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="366" /></a>It truly is amazing what you can do with a little bit of scientifically modified powder and water straight out of the tap.</p>
<p>From our good friends in Japan, the ‘Happy Kitchen Mini Hamburger”&#8230;No artificial colours or preservatives.</p>
<p>This kit contains pork and chicken ingredients. Apparently it tastes like real hamburger, bread, cheese, ketchup, french fries and cola – with only 96 calories.</p>
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<p>[<span style="color: #ff2412;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/t1bta/oh_japan_youre_the_best/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">reddit</a>]</p>

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McDonald's said this week ...</small></li><li ><a href="http://helablog.com/2011/12/cheeseburger-in-a-cup-%e2%80%93-just-add-boiling-water/" class="wp_rp_thumbnail"><img src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_1-150x150.jpg" alt="Cheeseburger in a Cup – Just add Boiling Water" /></a><a href="http://helablog.com/2011/12/cheeseburger-in-a-cup-%e2%80%93-just-add-boiling-water/" class="wp_rp_title">Cheeseburger in a Cup – Just add Boiling Water</a><br /><small>Yup...thinking outside the bun just got bigger, meatier and cheesier.

Big Cheese Meat Cup Noodle combines seasoned American pork, cheese, crisp red bell peppers, cabbage and ...</small></li><li ><a href="http://helablog.com/2012/09/bagel-head-japans-newest-you-look-like-an-idiot-beauty-trend/" class="wp_rp_thumbnail"><img src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bagel_head_japan_saline_1-150x150.jpg" alt="Bagel Head – Japan’s Newest ‘you look like an Idiot’ Beauty Trend" /></a><a href="http://helablog.com/2012/09/bagel-head-japans-newest-you-look-like-an-idiot-beauty-trend/" class="wp_rp_title">Bagel Head – Japan’s Newest ‘you look like an Idiot’ Beauty Trend</a><br /><small>And now back to Japan for some more bizarreness...WTF?

Forget the boring ol’ injecting of saline into your boobs, you can now look like an idiot by injecting it into your for...</small></li></ul></div></div>
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		<title>McDonald’s Ditches the Pink Slime – Thanks JO</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess we all owe Jamie Oliver a big juicy ‘thank’, for being the only one in the world able to persuade McDonald’s to change their burger recipe. McDonald&#8217;s said this week that it was no longer using the controversial ground beef additive known as &#8220;pink slime&#8221; in its hamburger recipe. Taco Bell and Burger]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mcdonalds_stop_pink_slime.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23782" title="mcdonald's_stop_pink_slime" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mcdonalds_stop_pink_slime.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="365" /></a>I guess we all owe Jamie Oliver a big juicy ‘thank’, for being the only one in the world able to persuade McDonald’s to change their burger recipe.</p>
<p>McDonald&#8217;s said this week that it was no longer using the controversial ground beef additive known as &#8220;pink slime&#8221; in its hamburger recipe. Taco Bell and Burger King have also reportedly repudiated the &#8220;slime,&#8221; which consists of spare beef trimmings that have been treated with ammonium hydroxide to make them safe and at least semi-palatable.</p>
<p>The food activist was shocked when he learned that ammonium hydroxide was being used by McDonald&#8217;s to convert fatty beef off cuts into a beef filler for its burgers in the USA.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mcdonalds_stop_pink_slime_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23783" title="mcdonald's_stop_pink_slime_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mcdonalds_stop_pink_slime_2.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="287" /></a>The filler product made headlines after he denounced it on his show, Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution.<br />
“Basically, we’re taking a product that would be sold at the cheapest form for dogs and after this process we can give it to humans” said the TV chef.</p>
<p>Even if Oliver was the most prominent critic of &#8220;pink slime,&#8221; though, he wasn&#8217;t alone. The New York Times raised serious doubts about &#8220;pink slime&#8221; in a 2009 investigation of the product. It was also criticized in the 2010 documentary &#8220;Food Inc.&#8221;</p>
<p>Part of the criticism stems from a general sense of disgust. People don&#8217;t like hearing that they&#8217;re eating spare trimmings of beef from strange parts of a cow. Nor, for that matter, do people like to hear that they&#8217;re eating ammonia.</p>
<p>The USDA, for its part, approved of the ammoniated beef trimmings. In 2007, when it mandated increased testing for most ground beef, it specifically exempted &#8220;pink slime,&#8221; even though the ammoniated beef comes from the parts of the cow most likely to harbor pathogens. The USDA argued that the beef&#8217;s ammonia treatment would kill any bacteria lingering in the beef.</p>
<p>Is anyone really surprised about this news? Do you think any fast food chain can offer a &#8220;dollar menu&#8221; and actually pay for top quality ingredient¬s? Please. Actually, I wouldn’t mind a quarter pounder with imitation cheese right about now.</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff2412;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092127/Jamie-Oliver-Victory-McDonalds-stops-using-pink-slime-burger-recipe.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">dailymail</a>]</p>

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From our good friends in Japan, the ‘Happy Kitchen ...</small></li></ul></div></div>
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		<title>Skittles Burger Secret Family Recipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 18:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Step 1: Get skittles Step 2: Smash em together Step 3: Eat it or whatever [Cheers buzzfeed] You may also enjoy these Helablog postsThe Unemployment Dog RecipeTimes are tough, but this doesn’t mean that your broke ass, living in your parent’s basement after your second home foreclosure, can’t fight the good hot dog fight. This]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Step 1: Get skittles<br />
Step 2: Smash em together<br />
Step 3: Eat it or whatever</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/skittles_burger_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-22198" title="skittles_burger_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/skittles_burger_1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="396" /></a></p>
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		<title>Cheeseburger in a Cup – Just add Boiling Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup&#8230;thinking outside the bun just got bigger, meatier and cheesier. Big Cheese Meat Cup Noodle combines seasoned American pork, cheese, crisp red bell peppers, cabbage and onions with classic curly noodles and a rich soy sauce flavored soup&#8230;best of all it’s only 468-calories. Nissin rolled out this latest addition to their Cup Noodle line on]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-22099" title="nissin_cheese_meat_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_1.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="315" /></a>Yup&#8230;thinking outside the bun just got bigger, meatier and cheesier.</p>
<p>Big Cheese Meat Cup Noodle combines seasoned American pork, cheese, crisp red bell peppers, cabbage and onions with classic curly noodles and a rich soy sauce flavored soup&#8230;best of all it’s only 468-calories.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-22098" title="nissin_cheese_meat_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_2.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="315" /></a>Nissin rolled out this latest addition to their Cup Noodle line on November 28th priced at 190 yen (about $2.45) per cup. You gotta love that ‘cheese head’ mascot.</p>
<p>Seriously why waste your time making a real cheeseburger when you can just add boiling water? Is anybody else geting hungry&#8230;.<strong>YUMMY!</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-22097" title="nissin_cheese_meat_3" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_3.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="315" /></a><br />
<a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_4.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-22096" title="nissin_cheese_meat_4" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nissin_cheese_meat_4.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="315" /></a>[<span style="color: #ff2412;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/nissins_big_cheese_meat_cup_noodle_gives_cheeseburgers_stiff_com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">inventorspot</a>]</p>

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		<title>Parenting is Oh So Delicious</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 17:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you think this is strange wait until he changes the baby’s diaper&#8230;.Look at all the fun that Casey Anthony is missing out on. [Cheers pleated-jeans.com] You may also enjoy these Helablog postsBaby Sleep PositionsYou forgot the ‘groin shot’. My second least favorite would be the ‘roundhouse kick’....true story. [Cheers howtobeadad]The Zuckerburger DietWhat better analogy]]></description>
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<p>If you think this is strange wait until he changes the baby’s diaper&#8230;.Look at all the fun that Casey Anthony is missing out on.</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers <a href="http://pleated-jeans.com/2011/08/19/funny-pic-dump-8-19-11/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">pleated-jeans.com</a></span>]</p>

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		<title>Americas Bizarre and Wacky Fair Foods</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cotton candy, corn dogs and candy apples once ruled the midway at the local fair, not any more, now it needs to be on a stick, deep fried or creepy crawly. North Carolina: Kool-Aid Pickles Also known as Koolickles, pickles soaked in the sugary kids&#8217; beverage are a Southern tradition—and a sweet-and-sour snack at North]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cotton candy, corn dogs and candy apples once ruled the midway at the local fair, not any more, now it needs to be on a stick, deep fried or creepy crawly.</p>
<h3>North Carolina: Kool-Aid Pickles</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17443" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>Also known as Koolickles, pickles soaked in the sugary kids&#8217; beverage are a Southern tradition—and a sweet-and-sour snack at North Carolina&#8217;s annual state fair.</p>
<h3>Texas: Fried Beer</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17444" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_2.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>Even alcohol can be fried when it&#8217;s pocketed in pretzel dough. The food innovation won the 2010 Big Tex Choice Awards at the Texas State Fair.</p>
<h3>Illinois: Alligator on a Stick</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17445" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_3" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_3.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>After enjoying some gator antics at the State Fair&#8217;s Swampmaster Alligator Show, visitors can pretend they&#8217;re eating the entertainment, deep-fried, on a stick.</p>
<h3>Alabama: Krispy Kreme Hamburgers</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_4.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17446" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_4" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_4.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>The doughnut burger at the Alabama State Fair features a quarter-pound hamburger, bacon, cheese and two glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts in place of a single bun. The monstrosity contains nearly 1,100 calories and 67 grams of fat.</p>
<h3>South Carolina: Fried Pepsi</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_5.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17447" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_5" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_5.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>Pepsi was created in North Carolina, but it&#8217;s hardly recognizable in South Carolina, where state fair vendors inject fried dough with Pepsi syrup and top the result with powdered sugar and more syrup.</p>
<h3>California: Python Kebabs</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_6.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17448" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_6" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_6.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>After realizing that visitors to the California Exposition &amp; State Fair wanted more adventurous foods, vendor George Sandefur changed his offerings from chicken to foods that &#8220;taste like chicken.&#8221; Grilled python kebabs seasoned with Worcestershire sauce, liquid smoke, Old Bay and lemon-pepper are a new favorite.</p>
<h3>Arizona: Mealworm-Covered Caramel Apples</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_7.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17449" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_7" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_7.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>Along with deep-fried crickets, the Arizona Exposition &amp; State Fair&#8217;s Chef du&#8217; Jour booth sells caramel apples dipped in mealworms.</p>
<h3>California: Chocolate-Covered Scorpions</h3>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_8.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17450" title="bizarre_state_fair_foods_8" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bizarre_state_fair_foods_8.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="354" /></a>Raccoon on a stick at the Alameda County Fair is barely adventurous compared to crunchy, chocolate-covered scorpions—though the dessert is no longer poisonous.</p>

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		<title>The Zuckerburger Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What better analogy of Mark Zuckerberg and the Facebook drama than a dry plain burger with no toppings and crispy cut fries. The sectioned meat patty is a pie graph indicative of the fair distribution of Facebook stock shares, with the Winklevoss twins represented as measly Winkle Fries off to the side. Of course, all]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/zuckerburger.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12633" title="zuckerburger" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/zuckerburger.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="424" /></a>What better analogy of Mark Zuckerberg and the Facebook drama than a dry plain burger with no toppings and crispy cut fries.</p>
<p>The sectioned meat patty is a pie graph indicative of the fair distribution of Facebook stock shares, with the Winklevoss twins represented as measly Winkle Fries off to the side. Of course, all of this company growth and sensationalized drama regarding the company’s origin wouldn’t be complete without the Ketchup Carnage residue.</p>
<p>Looks like everyone else is on the diet.</p>
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