As funny as this is, a formal reprimand letter should be mandatory at every job for all those smelly disgusting bastards who can’t control their farts. In this case, a 38-year-old federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually
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This Just in…Farting Could save your Life
This is the last thing I want to hear, lucky for me, none of my friends ever read my blog… so they won’t have an excuse for stinking up the car on road trips. Today I learned that hydrogen sulphide —the smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice. The unpleasant aroma of
Fart Deodorizer Pads – for those Silent but Deadly Days
I can’t say that I have a problem with flatulence…you know that horrible expulsion of rotten gas that emits from ones rectum. But there are a few in my social circle that I seriously think need some kind of medical intervention. In the meantime, there is a good feeling brewing inside of me that I
Bad Idea – Idiot Steals Gas from Cop Car, posts Picture on Facebook
Are people really this stupid? This is Michael Baker who is facing a misdemeanor rap after he siphoned gasoline from a police car…he would have got away with it, but foolishly decided to post this picture of him committing the crime on Facebook- complete with grin and bird-flip. After obtaining a copy of the photo
Why you should never cut in line at the Gas Pump
Patience is a virtue, but apparently not when it comes to waiting in line for gas and this block head proves it. A woman apparently got impatient while waiting to fuel up. So she slipped in front of the Hummer that had been waiting in line and got a universal just punishment in the form
She is Addicted to Drinking Gasoline
So I was watching that show ‘My Strange Addiction’ last night, (I swear it has to be staged) which showcases people with unusual habits, people who eat couch cushions, marry dolls, ingest ashes, live with rats, remove hair from other people’s drains, live as adult babies, chew rocks and have sex with cars and eat
Japanese Fart Scrolls – ‘He-gassen’
No you didn’t just misread the title…it turns out there is a scroll or collection of twelve small Japanese prints depicting ‘He-gassen’ or ‘The Fart Battle’ depicting officials in combat, farting at other people, farting at cats, farting off of horses, farting into bags – just farting everywhere. Can’t be true… Yup, in the 90s,
Death Defying Beagle – Miracle Dog Survives Gas Chamber
Daniel the 5-year-old beagle pup is getting a new ‘leash’ on life. The beagle mix that cheated death in an Alabama dog pound’s gas chamber, has gone from being a stray on the streets of Alabama to the most wanted dog on the Internet after he miraculously survived the gas chamber at an overcrowded shelter
Worldwide Call – Sweaters for Penguins Affected by 2011 Oil Spill Answered
See…the world isn’t such a bad place after all. A yarn store in New Zealand made an unusual request that seemed to pull at the heart-strings of the entire world…They asked people to sew knit sweaters for penguins affected by the country’s oil spill, and have now hit a ‘critical mass’ of jumpers. The “penguin
You think you pay a lot for Gas – Prices around the World
Canada – $5.56 per gallon Although Canada is a major source of oil (it’s the U.S.’s primary provider, accounting for nearly a quarter of our crude oil in January), heavy taxes hit Canadian drivers especially hard. Pricing procedures vary geographically among the provinces, with some areas deciding to regulate and others opting out. In February,
