For $1,250, they’ll cram one pound of incinerated leftovers of your dead loved one into a nice load of ammo, which you can later use to shoot off using your favorite over/under double barrel shotgun or rifle! One pound of human ash plus your bereaved cash will yield 250 shotgun shells, 100 rifle cartridges, or 250 pistol cartridges. And if that isn’t enough, you could also order especially handcrafted and labeled decorative boxes, which can be used as storage for the bullets and cartridges.

Now, you can continue to protect your home and family even after you are gone.

Feel free to load up my ashes into some kind of atomic bomb, then drop it on my neighbours house….BEWM!

[Cheers neatorama.com]