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Domino’s Pizza Announces Plans for a Franchise on the Moon

In a rather blatant publicity stunt with little to no substance, Domino’s Pizza… the pizza company with “cosmic” aspirations, has announced they want to open a store on the moon. The Japanese arm of the company has announced today that it wants to build the first pizzeria on the lunar surface: Domino’s Moon Branch. The

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Cruelty to Animals

“Hope you like my dingle berries as a topping, fatso.”I’m guessing someone is about to get their ass chewed.