Helablog » dating http://helablog.com You'll learn a lot then forget about it in the Morning Wed, 22 May 2013 03:23:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Dating Website Erects Hilarious Billboard http://helablog.com/2012/07/dating-website-erects-hilarious-billboard/ http://helablog.com/2012/07/dating-website-erects-hilarious-billboard/#comments Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:02:05 +0000 Aron http://helablog.com/?p=28023 Only on Sunset Boulevard would they go and sully the dignity of the term “cougar.”

CougarLife.com for “MOTHER F***ERS“…Can you believe that there is actually a site for classy MILF-chasers and granny-philes.

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[Cheers reddit]

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Read the full article @ the Onion.

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]]> http://helablog.com/2012/05/i-wont-have-my-daughter-bringing-a-black-man-into-this-house/feed/ 0 Men vs. Women http://helablog.com/2012/05/men-vs-women/ http://helablog.com/2012/05/men-vs-women/#comments Tue, 01 May 2012 17:40:19 +0000 Aron http://helablog.com/?p=26327 Yes it’s true….A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

[Cheers 9gag]

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[Cheers 9gag.]

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*Crickets chirping in the background*

[Cheers 9gag.com]

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Only $32.00…One size fits all.

[Cheers design-milk]

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[Cheers C&H]

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]]> http://helablog.com/2012/02/see-size-does-matter/feed/ 0 Fully Functioning Bizarre Niche Dating http://helablog.com/2012/01/fully-functioning-bizarre-niche-dating/ http://helablog.com/2012/01/fully-functioning-bizarre-niche-dating/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:28:28 +0000 Aron http://helablog.com/?p=23614 How many of us have out there have some kind of weird fetish? For me it has always been what it would be like to date a clown. I know my neighbor who’s still stuck in the 80’s and always wears a XXXL Whitesnake shirt, has a thing for guys with mullets.

eHarmony and Plenty of Fish is all I know about online dating, but these sites don’t cater to the more bizarre or niche category of people who don’t fit this bland kind of dating.

What of the atypical markets? Well thanks to Michael from passionsnetwork.com, who has over 200 sites in his network, my neighbor and I may just find true fetish love after all.

Mime Passions!

A dating site specifically for singles with a passion for Mime (and for Mimes). Few people dedicate themselves to the artistic demands of Mime, but those that do deserve a site to herald their efforts. http://www.mimepassions.com/

Mullet Passions!

Specifically for singles with a mullet…and for those with the taste and style to appreciate these unique trendsetters. http://www.mulletpassions.com/

Stache Passions!

Specifically for singles with a passion for the Stache. Style is a difficult thing to pin down, but there is no doubt among Stache Passions members that there is nothing finer than a good stache. http://www.stachepassions.com/

Pirates Passions!

If ye be seekin’ booty, ye be havin come t’ th’ right place. Pirates Passions be a 100% free social networrrkin’ an’ online datin’ site ferrr buccaneers an’ buccanneers at hearrrt. http://www.piratespassions.com/

Ninja Passions!

Ninjas Need Love Too… One great thing about having a relationship with a ninja is that you can feel safe and secure when he, or she, sleeps over. Heard a noise downstairs? Don’t worry…it’s already been taken care of. http://www.ninjapassions.com/

Clown Passions!

For Clowns, Clown Wannabes & Clown Lovers. Clowns are unique entertainers in that they are simultaneously loved and hated, and in some cases even feared. http://www.clownpassions.com/

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You know when you watch something and get embarrassed? Just because you’re watching it… This blows that feeling out of the water.

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