Yes now you don’t have to cook a bunch of bacon and rub it all over yourself for your next hot porking experience. J&D, the guys who brought you bacon shaving cream, have released bacon condoms. Each has an image of bacon on it all the way to the end. And if that’s not enough
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Tactical Bacon in a Can – Lasts 10 Whole Years
Bacon in a can? A perfect, 9-ounce cylinder of bacon that will last unopened for over 10 years… Just perfect for camping, hunting, zombie standoffs, end of the world scenarios etc. So how does it taste? Bacon quality: Everyone likes their bacon cooked a little different, so description is key here. It is a thin
Aporkalypse Now Oatmeal Bacon Stout – Canadian Beer now with more Bacon
Canadians really know how to do things right…first they get rid of the penny, now they have added my favorite meat to my favorite drink…proving that everything taste better with bacon. HogsBack Brewing Company will launch its new Aporkalypse Now Oatmeal Bacon Stout this weekend, and it’s made with Canadian pork…and oatmeal? “Blending roasted malt
Kevin Bacon Mosaic made out of 15-pounds of…wait for it…Bacon
Mosaic artist Jason Mecier wanted to capture the likeness of the greatest actor of our time, Kevin Bacon, in none other than, wait for it, bacon strips! He used 15 pounds of bacon to create is masterpiece and, well, just take a look. [Cheers huffingtonpost]
Hell Ya! Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos
Take my money now and then get me ready for a trip to the ER. The latest and probably greatest concoction from Nick at Dudefoods, beer and bacon battered deep fried Doritos…Hey Doritos are you listening?
This is why you can Never Trust a 700-pound Pig
It what can only be described as a ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold’ moment, several hogs weighing as much as 700-pounds and on the fringe of being turned into bacon, united as one and turned on their owner…by ‘turned’ I mean ate the guy to death. A family member of an Oregon pig
Bacon Shortage was an Internet Hoax – Crisis Averted
A national nightmare has been avoided. There will be no bacon shortage and the price of pork will not rise (well it will a bit)… it was all just an internet hoax. No more bacon = hilarious senseless panic. Given the rise of bacon (and Nutella for that matter) worship in recent years it was
Hamlet the Mini Pig Dives into a Bowl of Oatmeal
We’ve all been there before…that moment you see a bowl of oatmeal sitting at the bottom of the stairs. Thankfully, his effort is rewarded in a most delightful way. I don’t like it when my bacon runs up and down the stairs. [Cheers jezebel]
Bacon Coffin – for those who love Bacon to Death
Is your dying wish to be buried in bacon? Yup the world has officially gone nuts… J&D’s Foods has created the Bacon Coffin, what they call the world’s first bacon-wrapped casket. Yes the same folks that brought us Baconlube are now delving into the underworld…yes this is real. “Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted
Pork – The Nasal Tampon
Bacon… Is there anything it can’t do? The best tasting cured meat just turned into an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds. Apparently, it works great because the smoke and salt cause the surrounding tissue to swell, putting pressure on the bleeding vessels. “Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the
