Talk about an unusual find… let me rephrase that, a horrifically disgusting find! After doing a colorectal cancer screening, for a 52 year old woman with a history of depression, doctors somehow found a cockroach jammed in her transverse colon.

She had no family history of colorectal cancer and a review of systems was positive for abdominal bloating. Not many articles I do actually make my skin crawl, but the woman actually admitted that it might’ve happened because she had a cockroach infestation at home and probably ate a cockroach one day.

She ate it unknowingly? Soooooo, between the chewing, stomach acid, and days of digestion it’s still perfectly whole? No way! We all know how that got in there.

Doesn’t Billy the Exterminator service that part of the country?

The procedure was uncomplicated with no gross mucosal pathology, however, an insect was found in the transverse colon on a routine screening colonoscopy. The insect was aspirated and sent to the lab for further identification.

The insect had three body segments (head, thorax, and abdomen) with ventrodorsal flattening of the body and a segmented abdomen, three pairs of legs extending from the thorax (with spikes and claw-like terminal appendages), elongated hind legs, and a pair of elongated antennae extending from the head to beyond the hind legs.
These morphologic findings were most consistent with the nymph form of Blattella germanica (German cockroach) of the Blattellidae family, a common household pest.

That must be some real good shit. 18-year old, wide eyed, baked out of his tree Art Taylor is flying high in this mug shot of him moments after ingesting a whole bag of cocaine.

Taylor was driving his car in Massachusetts when police witnessed him making the minor traffic offence.

They pulled him over – and became suspicious when Taylor refused to give them his license or registration.

“He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was a small baggie with a white powder in it…He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth,” police spokesman Ron Brandolini told the outlet.

Though cops reportedly tried to stop the teen from swallowing the bag, they were too late.

Fortunately for Taylor, no drugs charges were brought against him – as there was no evidence. He was however, charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal.

Well, a small bag of coke a day, keeps the doctor away, right? At least he didn’t scarf down a kilo.