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		<title>Tanning Beds coming to Notorious Russian Prison – What&#8217;s Next</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[With its natural progression towards a more humane way of dealing rapists and murderers by adding tanning beds, you can fully expect a spa and message parlor to be added to the notorious Butyrskaya prison in the near future. According to the Associated Press, The ITAR-Tass news agency on Sunday cited federal prisons service Viktor]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Russian_tanning_beds.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9882" title="Russian_tanning_beds" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Russian_tanning_beds.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="325" /></a>With its natural progression towards a more humane way of dealing rapists and murderers by adding tanning beds, you can fully expect a spa and message parlor to be added to the notorious Butyrskaya prison in the near future.</p>
<p>According to the Associated Press, The ITAR-Tass news agency on Sunday cited federal prisons service Viktor Dezhurov as saying the tanning beds at Moscow&#8217;s Butyrskaya prison will be ready for observances of its&#8217; 240-year anniversary this year.</p>
<p>Dezhurov was quoted as saying the tanning beds are meant to compensate for inadequate sunlight in the cells, but my guess is that this is just a ploy to get the highest concentrate of UV rays into the prisoner’s skin in order to get rid of them with “Death by Cancer”.</p>
<p>Of course looking good for your fellow male inmates doesn’t come cheap. Inmates will have to pay and at 10 rubles (33 cents) a minute, that&#8217;s a sizable fee in a country where the average monthly salary is well under $1,000.</p>
<p>The prison&#8217;s dismal conditions attracted wide attention in 2009 after the death of Sergei Magnitsky, a young lawyer who died of pancreas disease there after inadequate medical care.</p>

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