Truly art is in the mind of the beholder, but this is absolutely INSANE! I have unquestionably no artistic talent, but painting a blue canvas with a white line down the center is something I could probably do with my eyes closed. “Onement VI” from abstract expressionist painter Barnett Newman sold on Tuesday at a
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has Died and is Oozing out of a China Street
It looks as though we have some sad news out of China today…the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has died and is starting to ooze his smelly remains out of the ground at an intersection in the Pukou district of Nanjing, China. All kidding aside, Chinese commuters got a shocking surprise earlier this week when gallons
Sub Human Bastards! Eyeles Pitbull Found Tied to a Post
This pitbull was found tied to a post and was presumed to be used as a training animal for fighting dogs or a ‘bait’ dog. He lost his eyes, but not his spirit. A bad economy does not cause psychopathy… Although one would go through any and all lengths in order to feed ones family,
New Sexy Time Kama Sutra Animal Positions
My girl is still trying to get me into the dragonfly style…but I think I think she is gonna get earth wormed something fierce tonight. [Cheers collegehumor via imgur]
Creepy, End of Days Asperatus Clouds
No they are not paintings or the original backdrop to Van Gogh’s Starry Nights…they are in fact: Undulatus asperatus (or alternately, asperatus) is a cloud formation, proposed in 2009 as a separate cloud classification by the founder of the Cloud Appreciation Society. If successful it will be the first cloud formation added since cirrus intortus
Nope, it’s not a Muppet, it’s a Potoo
I’m thinking this common Potoo, or as I like to call it, ‘ Nyctibius griseus‘ has been a source of inspiration for the late and great Jim Henson. Believe it or not, this little noctnurnal bird of Central and South America is a master of camouflage…ya, not with those crazy eyes. Okay, no, that’s adorable…please
Are You Serious? She is Aspiring to be the Fattest Fetish Model in the World
Her name is Tammy Jung and you are about to get to know the stupidest woman in the world…hold on, hear me out. The 23 year old big, but not beautiful woman force feeds herself every day with a funnel in a bid to become an internet star. Yup, the 231 pound nut job scoffs
Hello Kitty Breast Implants – Are you kidding me?
You know you have a serious problem/obsession when you get your favorite Japanese fictional character…by character, I mean a stinking white female bobtail cat, surgically stuffed under your breast. Why would someone fill their titties with a glittery Hello Kitty silicone blob, is waaaay, waaaay beyond me, but it actually exists… well not really. While
I Need a Coffee – Baby Duck can’t Stay Awake in Classroom
Somebody get Dexter the baby duck a strong coffee…Uhm, why is there a duck in the classroom?
40 Bald Eagles Party in a Safeway Parking Lot
You would think someone living in Alaska would know better than to leave a big bag of Stinking, rotten fish fillets in the back of their pickup? Apparently not. A pickup truck owner, in Unalaska, Alaska, parked his vehicle in the Safeway parking lot and went in for some goat milk and milk duds…when will















