“During an aerial expedition I came across something I had never seen before. Not even my pilot, who has surveyed this area for 20 years, had seen anything like it. As we got closer we started to discover its nature: an unprecedented congregation of rays. The group was as thick as it was wide, all heading towards the same direction. I have asked around why this took place but no one has been able to explain it to me. After such a unique sighting, I realize there are so many marvels in the oceans that we are yet to understand.”

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A young Chinese landscape architect from Changchun city, northeast China, was too lazy to wash her car, so instead, drew an amazing portrait of Marilyn Monroe.

The moral of the story…laziness can lead to creativeness.

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This is clearly the most fraudulent case of false advertising says Bill, who called the police on Wisconsin all-you-can-eat fish restaurant Chuck’s Place after they refused to serve him his 13th helping.

Bill says he was getting ready to move on to his thirteenth piece of fish when Chuck’s Place in Thiensville cut him off, claiming they were running out of food for the other patrons.

The restaurant gave him 8 more severing then asked him to leave, but alas…that wasn’t enough for the all American hero, Wisth called the police, and later returned to the scene to protest his mistreatment with a flimsy cardboard sign. “I think that people have to stand up for consumers.”

God bless you and your wonderfull appetite Bill.

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Available in both thongs and briefs, Camelflage panties are specially designed to disguise cameltoe…with the ultimate goal to “Smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!”

“Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else…the dreaded…”cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived. I looked at department stores, on-line for a solution for this problem.

There was nothing. There were blogs and YouTube videos posted of women complaining about the same problem “cameltoe,” and how embarrassing it was for them. They were needing a solution too. So, I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.”

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Just because it’s handmade doesn’t mean it’s not safe.

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Video footage of the smash shows the supercar turn the corner at the junction then spins wildly out of control, before incredibly becoming wedged between two stationary cars on the opposite side of the road.

IDIOT!

Yes they are back…this time with what I think has to be the best ad yet. Believe it or not this ad is causing some controversy among residents and motorists, according to Splash News, but do people still have problems with butts these days? Apparently not…when did it become cosier to have a larger than life photo of a nude girl and her cute butt hanging outside a building?

If you haven’t heard of Manhattan Storage, they are known for taking jabs at other cities to giving common sense advice.

True story:

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Blogger Pavel Tarasov, decided to pull a politically-loaded experiment involving a very realistic looking replica AK-74 attached around his neck and take a nice calm stroll through central Moscow.

In America an experiment like this is usually called ‘suicide by cop’, but in Russia not a single officer stopped or questioned him.

Vadim describes the experience in a report which is currently top of the Russian blogosphere.

“Not a single policeman stopped him! Not one! That was a thing both funny and scary to see,” Tsibankov writes. “If I had a white ribbon on me, I wouldn’t have walked even 10 meters. And a man promenading with a Kalashnikov is of no interest. The officers just glanced at him and looked away at once. I’m asking: what the hell do the police actually do?”

“Of course, it wasn’t a real rifle – it was a replica made by the Izhmash factory,” Tarasov told RT. “We first used it in a performance at the Communist party’s demonstration. But this replica can be told from the real weapon only when taken to pieces. So there is no way police could see it wasn’t an actual Kalashnikov.”

Conclusion: Police in Russia are more interested in rooting out political protest instead of carrying out their direct responsibilities…Not so much the fault of the police, but the people in charge of the country.

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Dubbed “prayer stars,” the LEDs were provided by Panasonic, who claims that the balls, which were designed to light up upon contact with water, were 100% powered by solar energy.

The massive installation of solar-powered spheres was meant to mimic a swarm of fireflies dancing on the river by moonlight.

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