Rather than the usual wrapping of presents this year, photographer Wes Naman and his assistant Joy Godfrey took a bunch of tape and wrapped it around peoples faces making for a hilarious photo shoot.

There’s still a lot of bending of noses and lips, but Naman also likes to accentuate people’s eyes by stretching their eyebrows. People with jowly cheeks or beards get their skin and hair squeezed between strips of tape.

[Cheers wired]

[Cheers reddit]

I was happy to run in my community and show the world that we have good here, and disclose my work as a singer. Now I’m very sad, not knowing what to do. I am embarrassed by this situation.

Paulo bought two jars of a product purchased at a store that was claimed to be makeup…well I don’t think this stuff is makeup…after taking 20 baths to clean himself of the mystery ink, Paulo is still covered in green.

I spent hours in the bath trying to get this makeup and nothing. I had to ask for help from my girlfriend. The worst is that the ink or decreased. The product is impregnated in my body. Even rubbing soap, still green – he said.

Now poor Paulo has to sleep on the floor on top of plastic bags until the ink disappears.

Two questions…I really need to know why he is using a toilet bowl scrubber on himself and… Am I the only one thinking, is that really his girlfriend or mom?

[Cheers globo]

Double dog warning…DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!

This is the tweet illustrator Mao Sugiyama sent out to his followers a day before a colossal disaster in good taste occurred.

“Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen (about $1,250)…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

In what can only be described as a celebration of cannibalism (Japan has no laws against cannibalism), Sugiyama, born a man but a self-described “asexual”, underwent voluntary genital removal.

Being a chef and a performance artist, Sugiyama decided it would be a fantastic idea to throw a party and cook his removed genitals for the highest bidder.

On the day of the event a crowd of about 70 mostly twenty-somethings gathered, five to a table, to listen to a piano recital and panel discussion before the dinner. Although only five servings of the genitals were available, the other diners were served alternate beef- and crocodile-based dishes.

The five genital eaters comprised a 32-year-old male manga artist (there for “research”), a 30-year-old white-collar couple (who were “curious”), an attractive 22-year-old woman (who wondered how it would feel), and 29-year-old event planner Shigenobu Matsuzawa, who tweeted before the event, “It’s a once in a lifetime chance, so I decided on the spur of the moment to do it.”

Close-up photos of the braised genitals showed a sliced penis shaft with clearly visible corpora cavernosa and urethra, a sliced testicle with the look and texture of sea urchin sushi, and scrotal skin with about 3 mm of pubic hair growth. (WHAT!)

What was the verdict by the eaters? According to the deleted blog post by Matsuzawa (one of the lucky 5), the hard, rubbery penis root almost bent his fork, and he spit it out after a few chews.

OK Japan, you have now out done yourself. Now please…. just stop!

[Cheers buzzfeed]

A young Chinese landscape architect from Changchun city, northeast China, was too lazy to wash her car, so instead, drew an amazing portrait of Marilyn Monroe.

The moral of the story…laziness can lead to creativeness.

[Cheers micgadget]

Expected to be completed this year, the Aquaria Grande, a 37-story residential skyscraper in Mumbai, India, will have a feature like no other condo in the world… glass swimming pools on your balcony right outside you apartment.

Designed by James Law Cybertecture, this distinctive project includes two 37 storeys soaring residential towers, a fully facilities equipped clubhouse, a sustainable podium garden and an enormous car park, which will create a novel and slightly luxury lifestyle to the Borivali district.

Can’t wait to cannonball!

[Cheers homeinterior-design]

What could be more bizarre than seeing what common household objects find their way up a person’s arse. That’s the discovery that forensic psychiatrist Marty A. Sindhian, M.D., made while researching “Stuck Up!” — a look at the strange objects that have found their way into the human body through the various orifices.

How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? And is the re*tum truly the best place to store your bronzed baby shoes? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a re*tal thermometer in its intended place, but how about your six-year-old daughter’s Barbie doll?

Find out the many ludicrous excuses emergency room doctors hear every day from patients who check in with various items inserted where the sun don’t shine, stuck in various orifices, or ingested in other ways.

“Some insertions happen through the nose or the urethra.” …The human imagination truly knows no limits.

Buzz Lightyear

[Cheers huffingtonpost]

These pictures come from Siracha Tiger Zoo in Thailand, where the intermingling of species is not at all unusual… The tiger herself was raised by pigs, so she sees pigs as some kind of weird, bald tigers.

Although the Sriracha Tiger Zoo is off the beaten track, it is nonetheless quite a famous zoo, with one of the world’s most successful breeding programs for tigers. But breeding tigers is not its only agenda. Visitors have reported seeing tigers, pigs, and dogs all housed together within the same enclosure, with sows nursing tiger cubs and tigresses nursing piglets “adorned in tiger-print costumes.”

This tiger nursed from a pig and now nurses pigs…Aawwwww! When the pigs get too old, bam! Pork and hot sauce.

[Cheers urbanlegends]

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They got to be legit…The one guy has a shaved head, goatee and high speed shades. If I’m ever met with an onslaught of attacking pies and cakes, I know who to call!

There are a whole load of pictures on their facebook page with hilarious comments.

UPDATE: Due to the overwhelming lack of support, they have taken down their Facebook page…why do you guys gotta be so mean?

Does it count that I tried to click on the dot? Two evil Pigeons, one world to end…by pidjin.