Well it turns out this 425-pound waste of oxygen was arrested for trying to abduct a 10-year old boy on his way to soccer practice. Did he try to hide the kid in his chin?

According to detectives, the 10 year old victim was going to soccer practice at Delhi Park with his 19 year female cousin when the suspect lured the boy close enough to grab him.

The boy yelled for help and tried to pull away, but the suspect would not let him go.

The victim was able to break free and he and his cousin ran to the park telling the soccer coach what had occurred.

The coach saw the suspect in front of the park…ran after the fat fuck, who attempted to flee, but was tackled by the coach in the street, and hopefull given the beating of his life.

Stupid truly does come in all colors, but to say that these tow fools bit off waaay more than they could chew is an understatement. I was hoping for more facial bruising and cuts.

“We’re just kind of sitting down, drinking water, talking about what’s going on, and we start to hear pounding on this door,” said Caleb Murphee, MMA fighter.

Murphee said he and another fighter grabbed some weights to throw at the would-be burglar, but Rogers fled when he saw the fighters.

Officers arrived and found a getaway driver, later identified as Sanchez, trying to hide in the parking lot behind a shopping center. The officer convinced Rogers to drop the weapon and took him into custody along with Sanchez, police investigators said.

[Cheers ksat]

Police detained Watson Thursday evening after witnesses reported that she drove her white Honda Civic on the sidewalk and ran over the curb numerous times.

A quick re-cap of her enthusiastic experience:

* Hit “numerous curbs” and drove on the sidewalk
* Said, “I don’t have to walk f&#king anywhere” when approached by a cop
* Shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests
* Had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop
* Kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed
* Repeatedly cursed at police
* Kicked the inside of a squad car

I wonder if she’s single? I’m somewhat smitten!

[Cheers thesmokinggun]

He looks pretty bad-ass…until you get to the bow-tie and the cold, wet puppy nose.

Gotta look your best for that job interview…He could have used some color, greens and orange with shades of chartreuse and a bright dollop of red would give that interviewe¬r a little something to remember.

Caius Veiovis’ chilling face also includes spiked nose piercings and angry tattoos across his body.

The heavily-pierced Satanist changed his name from Roy Gutfinski to Caius Veiovis with Veiovis a god of the underworld and Caius a character in the Twilight saga.

Police dragged the 31-year old in to face murder and kidnapping charges in connection with the deaths of three men in Massachusetts.
A police report says one of three men found dead over the weekend was killed so he couldn’t testify at the robbery, assault and kidnapping trial of a Hells Angel’s member.

What a plank…Isn’t the real number of the beast 661?

[Cheers dailymail]

This Oklahoma man was arrested after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Jesse Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where his booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns.

This 39-year-old Colorado man was busted yesterday for failing to appear in court on a pair of vehicular charges. The 6’ 4”, 150-pound Miller, a tattoo enthusiast, is being held in the Pueblo County jail in lieu of $1000 bond.

[Your “crime ring” jokes go here.]

Seriously challenged in the job market…would you buy a used car from either of these guys?

[Cheers thesmokinggun.com]

As seen in the mugs hot, the stoned out of his mind Gibson was found impaired and covered in silver paint as he was booked into the Allen Count Jail for “allegedly” inhaling toxic vapors.

Bellow is Patrick Tribett, who was nabbed last year for “abusing harmful intoxicants” as he attempted to make a purchase at Bellaire’s Dollar General Store. The 41-year-old Tribett, it seems, prefers gold spray paint and needed a refill.

He’s not a paint huffer! He’s obviously trying out for the role of the Tin Woodsman in the Wizard of Oz remake.

[Cheers thesmokinggun.com]

[Cheers jailbase.com]

That must be some real good shit. 18-year old, wide eyed, baked out of his tree Art Taylor is flying high in this mug shot of him moments after ingesting a whole bag of cocaine.

Taylor was driving his car in Massachusetts when police witnessed him making the minor traffic offence.

They pulled him over – and became suspicious when Taylor refused to give them his license or registration.

“He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was a small baggie with a white powder in it…He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth,” police spokesman Ron Brandolini told the outlet.

Though cops reportedly tried to stop the teen from swallowing the bag, they were too late.

Fortunately for Taylor, no drugs charges were brought against him – as there was no evidence. He was however, charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal.

Well, a small bag of coke a day, keeps the doctor away, right? At least he didn’t scarf down a kilo.

This is inmate #100087196, also known as Carlos Rodriquez, who was recently charged with Prostitution/Solicit another to commit.

The mugshot which can still be found at miami.whosarrested.com, a database of Florida arrests, has being stirring up allot of controversy because of the fact that the pictures look like a fake.

It looks as if the picture is real, as we found a previous arrest mugshot that shows Rodriquez with a beard.

The police report, posted on the Miami New Times website, shows that cops wrote “half a head” in the form’s “unique physical features” box, after the man was arrested for trying to purchase “street slang for vaginal” for $80 from an undercover detective

Rodriquez has been arrested many times during his young 25 years of life for disorderly intoxication, solicitation of a prostitute, possession of weed, and burglary. But really– can you blame him for any of that.

I think he is missing the part of his brain that makes the right decisions