Category Archives: Too Funny

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Sexy Satanic Tan Lines – Pentagram Bikini

If you goth, or a satanist, or just feel like having a pentagram tan line on your chest…then you may want to pick up this pentagram string bikini or one piece with triangle top that has a tie halter, and back. My only question…does it come in hot pink?

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I Kid you Not – Get Paid to Advertise on your Beard

In a never ending race to take advertising to the next level, a Kentucky-based ad agency came up with a high-concept platform that will put ads in untapped real estate… that untapped real estate – beards. Yes that unkept, scraggly place where food crumbs go to die is now going to be worth some cold

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Baby Ming the Merciless

Who knew just how much anger adding eyebrows and a mustache to a baby would create. Redditor, FindersCreepers knows just how funny getting drunk and drawing on your baby can be. No, it is NOT sharpie. It is eyeliner and it came right off in his bath that evening. Ridiculous that people are claiming it’s

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New Sexy Time Kama Sutra Animal Positions

My girl is still trying to get me into the dragonfly style…but I think I think she is gonna get earth wormed something fierce tonight. [Cheers collegehumor via imgur]

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Nope, it’s not a Muppet, it’s a Potoo

I’m thinking this common Potoo, or as I like to call it, ‘ Nyctibius griseus‘ has been a source of inspiration for the late and great Jim Henson. Believe it or not, this little noctnurnal bird of Central and South America is a master of camouflage…ya, not with those crazy eyes. Okay, no, that’s adorable…please

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I Need a Coffee – Baby Duck can’t Stay Awake in Classroom

  Somebody get Dexter the baby duck a strong coffee…Uhm, why is there a duck in the classroom?

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40 Bald Eagles Party in a Safeway Parking Lot

You would think someone living in Alaska would know better than to leave a big bag of Stinking, rotten fish fillets in the back of their pickup? Apparently not. A pickup truck owner, in Unalaska, Alaska, parked his vehicle in the Safeway parking lot and went in for some goat milk and milk duds…when will

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Interview with Neighbor who Rescued Three Cleveland Women is Internet Gold

This gentleman is the true definition of a hero. I’m going to go buy him some McDonald’s and a beer. If you think the interview is funny, be sure to listen to the actual 911 call…its freakin’ hilarious! CLEVELAND – After going missing more than 10 years ago, Amanda Berry shouted to a man from

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Mr Balls – The Terribly Wonderful Brazilian Testicle Mascot

No, we are not in Japan and before you go thinking…WTF is wrong with these people, this cute little hairy ball sack is a mascot used to raise awareness about testicular cancer (Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer, in Brazil.) As you can see, ‘Mr Balls’ is quite popular with the children (CREEPY!) According

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High on Meth and Shopping at Walmart – What could go Wrong?

I don’t know what is worse…exposing your 2 year old to a meth head, or exposing your 2 year old to a Walmart. She has the Napoleon Dynamite dance moves… At least she is a happy tweaker, and not the rip your face off and steal your wallet kind.