Mom, Carol Gambre, l thought she was being fairly straightforward when she asked a local baker to decorate her daughter Laura’s graduation cake with a “little cap.”

Well, as you can see, the baker must have misheard the mother’s instructions and accidentally wrote down, “try to draw a cat on the head,” instead of cap.

“Can you guys draw a graduation cap on her head? A graduation cat… On her head? Well most people get graduation caps but alright…”

“They tried to wipe off the cat and put on a plastic cap,” Laura told Reddit, “but she told them to keep it.”

Her whole family agreed: The cake was better this way.

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These astonishing pets were all contestants at different ‘creative dog grooming’ contests across America, where winners can scoop over $30,000 in prize money for a single event.

After picking his jaw up from the floor, Ren Netherland of Animal Photography snapped these outrageously cool, weird, huh, WTF, bizarre creatively groomed dogs.

All of the dogs have been sheared and coloured to achieve the final look. Contestants at the grooming competitions visited by Mr Netherland included a dog dressed as the characters of Sesame Street, one dressed as Yoda from Star Wars and another dressed as different Disney characters.

Other dogs were dressed as tigers, elephants, robots, lions, dragons, and exotic birds. It takes two intense hours for the groomers to produce their masterpieces before facing judges.

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During a visit to King’s College London, a group called the JesterLads targeted students who attempted to use the elevator. With a hidden camera in place, one of the pranksters stood in the middle of the elevator, pretending to use sheer force to open and close the door.

“If you do it one more time I’ll show you a different kind of force!”

I know what you’re thinking… I hated sherbet Oreos too, but according to Dinosaur Dracula:

But these new ones are actually good. Though you could accurately describe the flavor as “watermelonny,” the vibe I got was pure Bubblicious. The cream filling, resplendent in its shocking hues, tastes exactly like Bubblicious gum.

For as strange as that seems, it works.

I bet they go great with Fried Chicken flavored Quik…Yeah. Now I have to have some. Damn it.

This is an image reportedly going viral on Sina Weibo, China’s answer to Twitter… Commenters remain intrigued. “Essential for the subway?” wonders one. Others are unimpressed: “If it has come to this, why not just wear pants?

You might drive away the numerically superior garden-variety perv with that tactic, however you would be attracting a more specialized class of perv in turn. Due to the relative scarcity of yeti-legged females, the ones you do attract will likely be more persistent and creepier.

[Cheers msn]

This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep you guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly “woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world.

The armor leaves his face relatively unprotected & would severely hamper his mobility. He would have to defeat his opponents quickly or he would soon tire. As a guinea pig seems to be about 85% head, a useful offensive modification would be to add a big blade onto his helmet, or maybe the horns of a triceratops?

[Cheers io9]

Yes, it’s ridiculous… Yes, it’s childish. And yes, it may be Shopped. What do you think?

I think it demonstrates clearly that Jesus’ preferred way of communication is through dog’s buttholes.

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A Japanese website has finally exposed the real reason why so many Japanese kids have been showing up at school wearing eye patches… It is eyeball licking — a strange erotic activity wherein participants actually put each other’s tongues on each other’s peepers…yup, one person spreads their eyelids wide, inviting the other person to lick their eyeball.

Beware, the practice — also known as “worming” or “oculolinctus” — has apparently led to rash of pink eye, so have an eye patch ready for the morning after.

Eyeball licking has been around at least since the mid-2000s and a simple YouTube search brings up hundreds of videos from oculolinctus lovers who want to share their peeper porn with others.

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