Woman Busted with Cocaine Breast Implants – Really?
What some people will do to get a little bit of cocaine over the border has taken a new low. Spanish police arrested a woman on Wednesday who landed in Barcelona from Bogota, Colombia with cocaine stuffed inside her breast implants.
So how exactly does border police check for cocaine stuffed tits? Well police discovered fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on the woman’s chest.
So she was taken to a nearby hospital to check her claim that she had recently undergone breast implant surgery…what, you can’t go to Columbia for breast implants anymore?
Next week…Man gets bust for having cocaine stuffed inside his balls.