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As funny as this is, a formal reprimand letter should be mandatory at every job for all those smelly disgusting bastards who can’t control their farts.

In this case, a 38-year-old federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “you continualy disrupted the work floor by passing gas and releasing the awful and unpleasant odor”

The worker was repeatedly warned a hand full of times in regards of your releasing of bodily gas in the module during work hours before the reprimand was issued.

Despite these repeated warnings, the man apparently continued to struggle with his flatulence throughout the late-summer and fall.

The irony of it all…The SSA worker is pictured with his wife in the above photo with Pepe Le Pew, which apparently was taken at an amusement park (which ones the wife?)

I get that sometimes accidents happen, but when it’s constant like that…..you’re just being an asshole…ever heard of Beano?

[Cheers thesmokinggun]