North Korea Finds a Secret Unicorn Lair, Yes I said Unicorn
In yet another slightly outlandish claim to come out from our friends in North Korea, historians have allegedly announced that they have unearthed a unicorn lair.
“Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom.”
Some are saying this could this be a retaliatory joke in response to China getting fooled by The Onion, who humorously named Kim Jong-un as the Sexiest Man Alive.
Does North Korea even have a sense of humor? Probably not.
The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book ‘Koryo History’ (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang’s eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.
Aside from this meaning that Pyongyang was the focal point of an ancient, united Korea…it also proves that unicorns were in fact real!