Hideously Bizarre Ball Biting Freshwater Monsters
This is why I don’t go into the water very much…never mind the fact that some of these things are as big as a cow, or that some can paralyse you with a minor 500-volt electric shock, the most frightful side effect from going into these waters is the fact that it may leave you testicle-less.
Yes testicle-less…It seems as if some of these ugly bastards have developed a taste for testicles.
Adventurer and star of the series of ‘River Monsters’ Jeremy Wade’s unconventional approach to finding the worst of the bizarre looking water dwellers is fuelled by the desire to not only to see the unseen but to make people aware that the creatures are more under threat from man than man is from them.
“The fishing line is just a means to an end. Having seen it, I then return it to the water.
Although potentially dangerous to people, many of these ‘monsters’ are misunderstood; only in rare instances – such as a giant snakehead protecting its young – do they wilfully attack people.”
Yah right…That is of course until they smell some fresh balls in the water (the ugly looking one right below).
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