Japanese Man cooks his own Genitals for Dinner – Serves them to Guests
May 28, 2012 Aron 269876 CommentsJapanese+Man+cooks+his+own+Genitals+for+Dinner+%E2%80%93+Serves+them+to+Guests2012-05-28+17%3A07%3A59Aronhttp%3A%2F%2Fhelablog.com%2F%3Fp%3D26987
Double dog warning…DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!
This is the tweet illustrator Mao Sugiyama sent out to his followers a day before a colossal disaster in good taste occurred.
“Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen (about $1,250)…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”
In what can only be described as a celebration of cannibalism (Japan has no laws against cannibalism), Sugiyama, born a man but a self-described “asexual”, underwent voluntary genital removal.
On the day of the event a crowd of about 70 mostly twenty-somethings gathered, five to a table, to listen to a piano recital and panel discussion before the dinner. Although only five servings of the genitals were available, the other diners were served alternate beef- and crocodile-based dishes.
The five genital eaters comprised a 32-year-old male manga artist (there for “research”), a 30-year-old white-collar couple (who were “curious”), an attractive 22-year-old woman (who wondered how it would feel), and 29-year-old event planner Shigenobu Matsuzawa, who tweeted before the event, “It’s a once in a lifetime chance, so I decided on the spur of the moment to do it.”
Close-up photos of the braised genitals showed a sliced penis shaft with clearly visible corpora cavernosa and urethra, a sliced testicle with the look and texture of sea urchin sushi, and scrotal skin with about 3 mm of pubic hair growth. (WHAT!)
What was the verdict by the eaters? According to the deleted blog post by Matsuzawa (one of the lucky 5), the hard, rubbery penis root almost bent his fork, and he spit it out after a few chews.
OK Japan, you have now out done yourself. Now please…. just stop!
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