22-Pound Evil Marzipan Pig is way to Realistic Christmas Present
For those of you who are into numbers, this evil marzipan pig is 22-pounds (10kg) of pure gluttony…47,000 calories, 6 nipps and a disturbingly realistic anus (look at the last picture at your own risk).
Don’t get me wrong this thing is an absolute work of art, but to think it was meant to be a Christmas present for two young girls…ages 5 and 7.
It turned out a bit too evil-demon-pig-from-hell-y for that. Now it’s sitting on a shelf threatening me with its existence. I’m not quite sure what I should do with it.
Have you considered that its mere existence threatens those two little girls peace of mind/sanity? Clearly the only solution is for you to send it to me and I will eat the evidence.