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24-year-old Michelle Watson is beaming with glee despite having just been charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, and driving under the influence.

Police detained Watson Thursday evening after witnesses reported that she drove her white Honda Civic on the sidewalk and ran over the curb numerous times.

A quick re-cap of her enthusiastic experience:

* Hit “numerous curbs” and drove on the sidewalk
* Said, “I don’t have to walk f&#king anywhere” when approached by a cop
* Shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests
* Had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop
* Kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed
* Repeatedly cursed at police
* Kicked the inside of a squad car

I wonder if she’s single? I’m somewhat smitten!

[Cheers thesmokinggun]