$1 Million Proof that Nicolas Cage is a Vampire
An antique dealer has put the image up for auction on eBay and is demanding at least $1MILLION (£635,000). The image of a man looking identical to the Con Air star dates from around 1870.
The seller jokes that the picture is proof Cage is not 47 as he claims…But an immortal vampire like we all thought. Jack Mörd, from Seattle, Washington, says the photo was taken of a man in Bristol, Tennessee.
He said: “My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’.
“But in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over.”
As of Sept. 16, the seller had received 78 offers on the photo, all of which have been declined.
He is not a vampire, that is just ridiculous and delusional, it is very clear Nic Cage is a Highlander…There can be only one!
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