Bizarre Scheme to Feminize Hitler with Female Hormones
Could you imagine Hitler with a pink moustache? It has come to light that British spies looked at an even more audacious way of derailing the man behind the German war machine – by giving him female sex hormones.
According to new reports, recently unclassified documents reveal a hare-brained scheme dreamed up by Allied forces to derail the Führer… By spiking Hitler’s food with estrogen to feminize him up a bit. Yup.
Professor Brian Ford of Cardiff University told the Telegraph, “There was an Allied plan that they would smuggle estrogen into Hitler’s food and change his sex so he would become more feminine and less aggressive.”
Ford says they were agents close enough to Hilter that it “would have been entirely possible” to sneak the hormones into his meals. And unlike poisons, estrogen would not have been detected by Hitler’s cadre of food tasters.
Feminizing Hitler was just one of the nutty ideas dreamed up by British spies to cripple the German war machine, according to Ford. They apparently also considered dropping glue and poisonous snakes on Nazi troops and sneaking bombs into Germany in tins of fruit.