Sure I would Love to help you move
The thrill of helping your buddy move….again by TheOatmeal.


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this is fabulous
MADE MY DAY!
You don't pull a plough with a halter and reins
uhh its a "plow" and yes you do
It's a "plough" or "plow" both are correct but the English spell it Plough and the Americans Plow. So, stop being a douche just because you're on the internet.
Quit fucking whining and help a friend out or fuck off if you ask me..
Whoever wrote this shit is a stupid cunt. Just help your fucking friend or tell them no, it's simple.
(it's also not very funny)
I suspect you would be the person on the other end of that conversation.
You're the douche who would ask me to do this. I'm going to go ahead and speak for all your friends and tell you to go fuck off. We don't want to help move your shit.
I agree, this one sounded a lot more mean than funny. There's no humor, just sarcastic whining.
is too funny!!
Por Dan having a bad day ru?
if you like this, check out http://www.theoatmeal.com/ for more of this guy's stuff
i stopped reading after the second line, I'm lazy that way.
The story of my life lol my best friend is like that but I always tell her I can’t help because I have tendinitis in both wrists.
its kind of a dick move to put this up and not say its from theoatmeal.com
Perhaps if you slowed your roll and read the top and bottom of the post.
I'm going to assume you didn't notice the multiple credits and links to the author's website that more than meets most content producer's satisfaction.
Cheers!
Perfectly said.
Just say no, you pretentious douche.
Sounds like everyone on this page has asked someone to help move and finally sees what the bitching is all about yeah your cheap motherfuckers help all day for nothing it apply's to all of you above who sounds like you move quite a bit, sorry to hear that….
You didn't mention that it's going to be the hottest day of the year (or the coldest).
Just say no? How about think for a second you insensitive unthoughtful lazy bitches before you ask that much from somebody! At least sort out your mess first then ask us to carry them for you. But if you also want us to tidy your shit for you then goodluck to you!
Real friends do shit like this for each-other and don't complain. they also do it over and over again. also if my friend went on the internet and downplayed the value of all my personal possessions id be fucking pissed. Seriously your a dick. I don't normally rage like this but your just encouraging people to just drop their friends on their asses.
It's amazing to me how seriously a lotl of you take this.. It's a joke, either enjoy it, or move on.. I personally liked this one alright