Prepared – The Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Shotgun
July 16, 2011 Aron 1638744 CommentsPrepared+%E2%80%93+The+Ultimate+Zombie+Apocalypse+Survival+Shotgun2011-07-16+16%3A04%3A46Aronhttp%3A%2F%2Fhelablog.com%2F%3Fp%3D16387
I want to be on this guy’s team when all hell breaks loose. But what’s the doorstop/wedge for?
• two side saddles for quick reloading (and a total shotgun carrying capacity of 19 — the shotgun itself holds 7+1) containing cartridges with bird shot, 00 buck shot, slugs and signal flares.
• a 5″ bayonet knife mounted to the barrel
• a tactical flashlight/compass combo mounted to the barrel
• a hollow buttstock containing an emergency survival kit with baking pan, trash bag, fishing kit, 2 non-lubricated condoms (for water storage, NOT f***ing zombies), water purification taps, reflective survival blanket, a small first-aid kit, Carmex lip balm, a whistle, small Bic lighter and snare wire
• a hollow vertical grip containing a small fire-starting kit (matches, striker, steel wool, WetFire brand fire starting material)
• a hollow pistol grip containing a multi-tool
• a saw that can be attached between the buttstock and gun handle for cutting down wood
• a braided paracord gun sling
• American flag bandana
• custom plaque
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