Cruel and Bizarre Live Fish and Turtle Key Chains

Seriously WHY?! This is a genius idea that could only come from one part of the world. Chinese vendors are selling live fish and turtles in a sealed baggy as key chains.

Filled with colored water, each 7-centimeter long key ring encapsulated either one Brazil turtle or two small kingfish, and is filled with “nutrient rich” water, by which vendors claim allow the animals to live for several months. Unfortunately, after your few months are up, you have a carcass key chain.

However, no need to worry as rumor has it that nothing goes to waste – the cadavers are heated in the microwave for 15 seconds and eaten while enjoying an ice cold beer.

These adorable little gifts, which are typically sold at subway and train stations, are protected by law and, according to said law, are not considered animal abuse.

Mary Peng, the co-founder of the International Center for Veterinary Services, says that the animals will run out of oxygen and therefore probably die before the so-called nutrients in the water run out.

Animal protection groups are advocating an immediate ban, calling the item an example of “pure animal abuse.”

I think I’ll just stick to my beer bottle opener key chain, at least I won’t have to watch these little guys suffocate to death.

What do you think cruel or Christmas stocking stuffer?

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38 Responses to Cruel and Bizarre Live Fish and Turtle Key Chains

  1. nena says:

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT?

  2. A to the J says:

    HOLY CRAP cruel as hell.

  3. trevor says:

    Amazing. How about we put the creator of this in “nutrient rich” water and see how long the last…we can call it art instead of abuse.

  4. Jannifer says:

    horrible! poor things they soo deserve a better life!

  5. starphire says:

    I’m shaking my head in absolute disgust! How any one could possibly believe that this is not abuse… People just keep sinking deeper into sick evil stupidity!

  6. operationfuzzymice says:

    These are a far cry away from ecospheres. I question the nutrients, first of all, because in the wild, these types of creatures don't just absorb nutrients out of water. They have to eat them. Second, there's no air supply in solid, sealed plastic bags, and when the oxygen runs out, it's gone, and the animal suffocates within hours of being sealed in the bag. Third, there are stress and physical injuries involved in being dangled around on a keychain. Where do keys go? Purses, pockets, tossed onto countertops, dangled and swinging from belt loops. That is no life for a live animal.

  7. Steve says:

    This is a fake, and not a very good one. Click through a few links, and you get to this news story on the Global Times, a Chinese newspaper:
    http://en.huanqiu.com/beijing/society/2011-03/634

    OH no! Except, the Global Times address isn't en.huanqiu.com, it's http://www.globaltimes.cn/

    I will keep my fish and turtle keychains with my bonsai kitten collection.

  8. Janniah says:

    That's so mean. they should stop this kind of thing! animals are living things NOT a display thing.

  9. TMH says:

    That's just fucking sick and whoever actually buys these either doesn't have a brain…or is sick in the head themselves. How in the hell can that be considered cute? Not taking in to account the fact that the poor thing can't fucking breathe! Nutrient rich water doesn't matter for shit when there's NO FUCKING AIR! That couldn't have possibly escaped these peoples minds could it? The fact that living things need oxygen to live…right, I mean they can't be that stupid….oh wait, anyone who puts an animal in a tiny plastic bag is pretty damn stupid.

  10. mim says:

    at least in brazil its animal traffic and has a high penalty, and even that kind of turtle (and almost any, it`s almost impossible have legally native animals here) can't be bought or sold anymore. If you want to help, contact brazilian govern institution called IBAMA (brazilian institute for environment) and tell them to investigate it, you can find the website at google.

  11. I might agree that those key chains are adorable but how they manage to create something like these just for the sake of having a 'design'! I can't believe this stuffs are happening. I am one of those who are very fond of collecting and admiring different styles, colors, designs of key chains especially those which is uniquely adorable like this but holy! awful turtles and fishes! I'm really wondering how long the species could hold their breaths and live in that creepy isolated baggy whatever! I pity them but I pity more those who have guts to keep this business idea going! Key chains are made in different styles, variety and purposes but I never expect that there will come a time that one of the favorite stuff that I love to collect will be as awful as this!

  12. [...] started talking about issues in the world to do a editoral for a project. Here's an article on it. Click here to read the sad story. It's depressing how they run out oxygen and suffcate and can't feed on real food. The water is [...]

  13. [...] this as my issue. Here's an article of it that contains pictures of the poor fish and turtles: Click me to see. In my eyes this is cruel and unhuman. Also the claimed "nuitrent water" won't really [...]

  14. chris says:

    i think we should put all the sellers into a sealed bag filled with coloured water full of nutrients. I will happily use them as my keychain.

  15. Carrie says:

    Not a surprise coming from China

  16. paranoia ape says:

    thats wrong !!!!!!!!!! dead wrong !!!!!!!!!!

  17. Joanna Wigg says:

    Sick – like most things relating the the Chinese and the animal kingdom

  18. SM. says:

    Those aren't lizards they're firebelly newts. They live up to 70 years in a decent habitat and I've had mine for 10 years. To kill one in a tiny plastic coffin like that, is more cruel than you know. The solution they're in is probably burning them. Their skin is permeable. They need to eat every day or 3 days. I feed mine every night and they eat out of my hand. This is such cruelty and anyone that buys one to not set free or sells them is a cruel moron that will go to hell if there is one. Karma will eventually crush you for this.

  19. a humen being says:

    I hope that who ever invented this horror gets every possible disease on the plant and dies screeming from pain, ant it still wont be enough, a race that does that to other races has no right to exsist

    • Listen and Read says:

      i get that this is cruel and all (hell, im an animal lover myself), but a race that denounces another race like this is even worse. not every chinese person is doing this and not every chinese person is okay with this, so stop generalizing.
      i dont know where you learned your history, but it has been proven again and again that generalizing a race and labeling it usually turns out for the worse– genocides in germany, armenia, rwanda, etc.
      i know you're angered, but please don't take words like that lightly. its honestly the start of a very horrid mindset.

  20. David says:

    I'm having a problem getting rid of a mouse because I don't want to make it suffer and these people are doing this sort of thing!?!

  21. mindyourFbusiness says:

    while animal abuse is terrible and no laughing matter and should be denounced, this is not a reason to start bashing on countries.
    if anyone saw the documentary about americans and animal farming, then they would know that america is also far from being an angel when it comes to the subject of animal abuse

    i just find it ridiculously hypocritical. please fix your own problems before poking your noses into the problems of other countries. it's ok to denounce it, but don't you dare say how other countries are terrible when your own is so terrible as well.

  22. Vivian says:

    Its no surprise that the Chinese have so little regard for there animals. They haven't even figured it out with people yet. Compassion is just not in these people's vocabulary.

  23. jen says:

    Chinese people have no compassion for live. Only about their selves and the image of their country is what is important. Humans and animals they don't care.

  24. NNNN says:

    is it just me or anyone else noticed that we often read news about animals abused in China. of course there are animals abuse everywhere in the world but China…. is way too often I saw.

  25. Fer says:

    Fucking chinese people you're the worst crap part of the world you dont have respect for nothing! What do you think is right is only bullshit! disgusting people you all should die in a fucking piece of bag with shit inside!

  26. genius says:

    Some Chinese peoples are stupids.

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