Taking a Pee in the urinal was never this fun – Toirettsu by SEGA
Talk about bringing gaming to a whole new level, thanks to SEGA, you can literally shoot from your pecker.
Gone are the days of the drunken piss, where you spray all over the urinal at the bar, now you have to focus with precision aiming.
Thanks to a ridiculous game created by SEGA called Toirettsu, where the object of the game is to pee with speed, agility and great accuracy, where you are then judged and the results converted to a cartoon-like mini-game displayed on an LCD.
Some of the more popular games include cleaning up graffiti with a hose, blowing wind up a lady’s skirt, and, finally, a “bukkake battle” – where your character shoots milk from his nose.
Whether or not Toirettsu will make it on this side of the world is unknown (currently only in Japan, however, I would like to know if they are making one of these for the ladies.
[Cheers ubergizmo.com]
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